My MIL's cuss phrase was "Oh Fiddle Faddle". You knew that she was really pissed off when you heard her say that.
My FIL called Brazil Nuts "[bleep] Toes".
I remember that there was a priggish TV cartoon character that regularly said "Heavens to Mergatytroyd", but I don't recall hearing anyone actual use that phrase.
When I was a politically incorrect child, my friends and I regularly recited the following rhyme;
Eeny, meena, mina, mo, Catch a n-word by the toe; If he hollers let him go, Eena, meena, mina, mo
Cardboard placed in the grill in front of the radiator.
Colder than a Witches Tit.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
Eeny, meena, mina, mo, Catch a n-word by the toe; If he hollers let him go, Eena, meena, mina, mo
"If he hollers make em pay 50 dollars every day!"
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
After getting whacked by the old man for screwing up
"How do you like them apples"
The other one was
"keep it up, I'll give you something to cry about"
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
As a kid, I was working with my Dad and remember him saying one time, "I'm f--a--g--g--e--d" Sorry, had to use the spaces to get past the illegal word.
I about fell over because in my world and being 11 years old, you'd never say. Found out later the definition though.
" Galore " - My mom's favorite sentence ending adjective.
Or h ow about , "Ethyl" -
- as in telling the gas station attendant ( hey....there is another one right there...) "Filler up. Ethyl," - for which I took a long time ribbing from siblings after my 5 year old self stated to Mom that "Dad sure knows a lot of guys named Ethyl."
When a country is well governed, poverty and a mean condition are something to be ashamed of. When a country is ill governed, riches and honors are something to be ashamed of . Confucius
mn it, boy! - OR the ever favorite - Hezus H Christ, son!
