Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire Serious question about the homeless

If you find one sleeping inside a building your partway through construction on, is it acceptable to wake them up by firing a bottle rocket into the room in which they're sleeping? Obviously, all insurances are paid up to date.

Hypothetically, they're sleeping on a bed of fiberglass insulation Batts. I'm 50% certain that it's non flammable. Kinda.

First time offender I might just wake them up and get them on their way. If I owned the building I may treat it differently, but if I was just building it probably not.

That would all depend on how nasty a person one is.

There's about a 90% chance.

Tomorrow morning is D-Day. I think I'll play Churchill's speech from the Iron Maiden live after death album.

Today was second offense. 2x4 to the subfloor directly under said sleeping area.
He did his best Carl Lewis impersonation down the stairs and up the street.
We're locked and loaded for the morning though.

That hurts Wabi.... But we both know the answer to that.

Need to know more about the topography and situation.

Thing is, the guy could burn the place if you screw with him enough.
That's the problem productive citizens have in dealing with scuffles.

Theys aint gots nuttin to loose.

Only if you were out of whistling kitty chasers

No, its not. I'm no apologist for the homeless, but that is cruel.

He has he taken a shît in one of the corners yet?

You know that’s next

The Hispanic sheetrock crew will piss in upside down empty glue cartridges and [bleep] in the empty mud buckets, plus insulators piss in water bottles and leave them laying around anyway, so a homeless turd in the corner wouldn't be noticed anyway.

Don’t bother hitting them over the head with a cast iron pipe.

Even after two or three swings they just sleep right through it.

One might want to tie a 10 ft rope around his waist first.......You know, just to make sure he doesn't fall down the stairs or something.

He's white, so I'm pretty sure it's ok.

Full auto machine gun on your fancy phone with the volume on 1000.

I'm no apologist for the homeless, but that is cruel.

Don’t tie a rope around them unless the other end is tied to a pickup. Engine running and driver ready.

Ive crapped in a few mud buckets. But without any sheetrock present.

Be in a neighborhood, laying block or roofing a house. No keys from the realtor. Some real deal thinking on the fly. Prairie doggin so bad, no dayum way you make it to the minute mart 3 miles up the road.

Get a tarp, mount the bucket and just cover yourself up with the tarp. You look like a life size blue thinking man statue in the front yard. Hopefully buds let you bet. We shot up a guy with a bostich roofing nailer while he was taking a dump. 50ft wont break the skin.