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Great, now I have to stock up/hoard, ground beef, toilet paper, and ammo, lots of ammo.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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I haven’t wiped my ass in 30 years.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I really want one of their Ozark Trails coolers.
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I really want one of their Ozark Trails coolers. No. You don’t.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I haven’t wiped my ass in 30 years. Garden hose?
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I haven’t wiped my ass in 30 years. Garden hose? Bidet? iguana? oh, I forgot, golf ball washer?
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The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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I haven’t wiped my ass in 30 years. Garden hose? Bidet? iguana? oh, I forgot, golf ball washer? Neighbors dog?
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Shaka Zulu had a royal azz wiper! A rival chieftain from a defeated tribe.
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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Screw Walmart. I blame them for the rise of Chiner as an economic power.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
- Del Gue
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Screw Walmart. I blame them for the rise of Chiner as an economic power. Walmart is simply a condition of the welfare state... blame our home grown commies
Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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I usually hit Walmart early on Thursday mornings to pick up the weeks groceries. Decided I might get a pack of TP and guess what? The shelves were bare. Not a roll of TP in the house. The hoarders strike again. The weirdest thing about was at 7:30 this AM the parking lot was packed yet hardly any people in the store. Didn't even have to wait in a line to check out.
Paul B. Probably because truckers are saying they're striking next week.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I usually hit Walmart early on Thursday mornings to pick up the weeks groceries. Decided I might get a pack of TP and guess what? The shelves were bare. Not a roll of TP in the house. The hoarders strike again. The weirdest thing about was at 7:30 this AM the parking lot was packed yet hardly any people in the store. Didn't even have to wait in a line to check out.
Paul B. Probably because truckers are saying they're striking next week. Oh? Nationwide strike? For The Donald? Better wages and working conditions? More respect for what they do for our economy?
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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I live so far back in the woods they gotta pipe sunlight to my house
most people are full of sh it so they need a lot of TP
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Screw Walmart. I blame them for the rise of Chiner as an economic power. Walmart is simply a condition of the welfare state... blame our home grown commies Wally's is simply a condition of unfettered global market capitalism. They would not have sourced so much of their inventory from China if they hadn't been allowed to by US policies. Perhaps first started by Nixon. Odds are, they would have found another source. Central or South America perhaps? The Asian subcontinent? Buy low, sell higher. Even a dude from Arkansas could figure out that one............................and did ................in a big way.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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I've not been in a Walmart that fits most of folks descriptions.
That said I don't doubt it. I've been in grocery stores that do so the Walmarts have to exist.
In Texas ours is about 20 minutes away. And since the local grocery store refused us bottled water at the fire department with a hurricane coming, but Walmart GAVE us a pallet, I'll forever be in their debt.
Locally they never removed guns or ammo either in Texas. I was kinda surprised when I flew back a week ago.
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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I usually hit Walmart early on Thursday mornings to pick up the weeks groceries. Decided I might get a pack of TP and guess what? The shelves were bare. Not a roll of TP in the house. The hoarders strike again. The weirdest thing about was at 7:30 this AM the parking lot was packed yet hardly any people in the store. Didn't even have to wait in a line to check out.
Paul B. Probably because truckers are saying they're striking next week. Oh? Nationwide strike? For The Donald? Better wages and working conditions? More respect for what they do for our economy? In protest over the stolen election.
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I haven’t wiped my ass in 30 years. Somehow, I already knew that.
I belong on eroding granite, among the pines.
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I usually hit Walmart early on Thursday mornings to pick up the weeks groceries. Decided I might get a pack of TP and guess what? The shelves were bare. Not a roll of TP in the house. The hoarders strike again. The weirdest thing about was at 7:30 this AM the parking lot was packed yet hardly any people in the store. Didn't even have to wait in a line to check out.
Paul B. Probably because truckers are saying they're striking next week. Oh? Nationwide strike? For The Donald? Better wages and working conditions? More respect for what they do for our economy? In protest over the stolen election. Interesting. Is this being organized or is it going "organic"?
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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They were standing in line at 7AM to get a shot at the new "XBox"
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I haven’t wiped my ass in 30 years. Do you just step outside and use the garden hose? Have you built an ass-cleaning station out by the garage with an assortment of stiff bristle brushes, scrapers and industrial detergents?
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l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
- Del Gue
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