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Re: Kracken kingston #15428471 11/18/20
Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,127 BC Salty303 Campfire Tracker
Salty303 Campfire Tracker Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,127 BC	well this thread sure went for schit

Re: Kracken Salty303 #15428473 11/18/20
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,086 Likes: 10 TN slumlord Campfire Kahuna
slumlord Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,086 Likes: 10 TN	Aint gonna make it

Re: Kracken kingston #15428480 11/18/20
Joined: Jun 2018 Posts: 2,291 Likes: 1 Live Free Or Die land M Mr_Harry Campfire Regular
Mr_Harry Campfire Regular M Joined: Jun 2018 Posts: 2,291 Likes: 1 Live Free Or Die land	Open the passenger side door, and the back seat door ( suicide cab doors work great) Hold tight on the step runners or seatbelt or whatever, and shoot a rooster tail. If you don’t have a second door, oh well. Last edited by Mr_Harry; 11/18/20.

Re: Kracken kingston #15428482 11/18/20
Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,127 BC Salty303 Campfire Tracker
Salty303 Campfire Tracker Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,127 BC	I hear Memphis has gone for schit turn there

Re: Kracken kingston #15428490 11/18/20
Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 19,009 Central MS BigDave39355 Campfire Ranger
BigDave39355 Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 19,009 Central MS	Don’t tease the tiger. Dave �The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz

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Re: Kracken kingston #15428498 11/18/20
Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 35,293 Minnesota N northern_dave Campfire 'Bwana
northern_dave Campfire 'Bwana N Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 35,293 Minnesota	Originally Posted by kingston is a super computer. Retired in 2014. It was outdated by the time they got it from the checkout counter at best buy out to the car in the parking lot. Something clever here.

Re: Kracken Salty303 #15428521 11/18/20
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,086 Likes: 10 TN slumlord Campfire Kahuna
slumlord Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,086 Likes: 10 TN	Originally Posted by Salty303 I hear Memphis has gone for schit turn there We always say “flush twice for Memphis” lol

Re: Kracken slumlord #15428525 11/18/20
Joined: Sep 2007 Posts: 16,701 Likes: 1 Minnesota Rooster7 Campfire Ranger
Rooster7 Campfire Ranger Joined: Sep 2007 Posts: 16,701 Likes: 1 Minnesota	Originally Posted by slumlord Aint gonna make it Hey Jag! How many of your eye patients walk in with a load in their pants?? lmao The deer hunter does not notice the mountains "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...

Re: Kracken kingston #15428536 11/18/20
Joined: Feb 2020 Posts: 2,401 EasternAZ AZmark Campfire Regular
AZmark Campfire Regular Joined: Feb 2020 Posts: 2,401 EasternAZ	Damn. I’m out deer hunting NM on the Az state line. Saw a couple of big and huge piles of bear scheet. Have you been in this area lately? Life (and forums) is like a box of animal crackers----There's a Jackass in every box

Re: Kracken Rooster7 #15428545 11/18/20
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,086 Likes: 10 TN slumlord Campfire Kahuna
slumlord Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,086 Likes: 10 TN	Originally Posted by Rooster7 Originally Posted by slumlord Aint gonna make it Hey Jag! How many of your eye patients walk in with a load in their pants?? lmao You ever talk to jag on the phone, he sounds like the old man version of that hillbilly that raped ned beatty “Hey boy...why squintin already??”

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Re: Kracken slumlord #15428556 11/18/20
Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 17,269 The Land of Cotton GeoW Campfire Ranger
GeoW Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 17,269 The Land of Cotton	Originally Posted by slumlord Right now I would take a dump in jamesJr’s deer blind 😩 You could haul that sumbitch around with ya. "I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." Thomas Jefferson GeoW, The "Unwoke" ...Let's go Brandon! "A Well Regulated Militia" Life Member

Re: Kracken GeoW #15428565 11/18/20
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,086 Likes: 10 TN slumlord Campfire Kahuna
slumlord Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,086 Likes: 10 TN	Originally Posted by GeoW Originally Posted by slumlord Right now I would take a dump in jamesJr’s deer blind 😩 You could haul that sumbitch around with ya. Porta potty

Re: Kracken slumlord #15428629 11/18/20
Joined: May 2014 Posts: 5,817 The State of Transition O OldHat Campfire Tracker
OldHat Campfire Tracker O Joined: May 2014 Posts: 5,817 The State of Transition	Originally Posted by slumlord I have a crap on deck the size of the kraken And I’m on the interstate, no wheres to release it Yall pray for my ass You post while driving? Man ... you post in your stand, while driving, ... damn

Re: Kracken kingston #15428632 11/18/20
Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,616 Likes: 4 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas K kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana
kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana K Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,616 Likes: 4 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas	Walk this way, sir! Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester "Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored." WS

Re: Kracken kingston #15428649 11/18/20
Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 15,638 North Flint Hills O oldtrapper Campfire Ranger
oldtrapper Campfire Ranger O Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 15,638 North Flint Hills	Time to move a whole family of half starved Krakens into the swamp. Today. Turpentine their butts while you are at it. https://postimg.cc/xXjW1cqx/81efa4c5 Soli Deo Gloria democrats ARE the plague.

Re: Kracken kingston #15428661 11/18/20
Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 44,848 Likes: 3 M mathman Campfire 'Bwana
mathman Campfire 'Bwana M Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 44,848 Likes: 3	Eye clinic? Watch out, you may detach a retina straining to hold that thing in.

Re: Kracken northern_dave #15428773 11/18/20
Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 46,052 Likes: 1 Colorado S smokepole Campfire 'Bwana
smokepole Campfire 'Bwana S Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 46,052 Likes: 1 Colorado	Originally Posted by northern_dave Originally Posted by smokepole I thought Kraken was Rudy?? Rudy is a rodeo clown No he's not. He's unqualified. A wise man is frequently humbled.

Re: Kracken smokepole #15428857 11/18/20
Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 35,293 Minnesota N northern_dave Campfire 'Bwana
northern_dave Campfire 'Bwana N Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 35,293 Minnesota	Originally Posted by smokepole Originally Posted by northern_dave Originally Posted by smokepole I thought Kraken was Rudy?? Rudy is a rodeo clown No he's not. He's unqualified. apologies to actual rodeo clowns. Something clever here.

Re: Kracken kingston #15429465 11/18/20
Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 408 J J4Me Campfire Member
J4Me Campfire Member J Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 408	Slummy, I been in your shoes many, many times. Got you a shart kit for every vehicle you own and keep one in your hunting pack, too. At a minimum each kit should have a pair of tighty whiteys, socks, cheap sandals, and a pair of sweat pants. TP, wet wipes and a roll of paper towels.

Re: Kracken kingston #15429470 11/18/20
Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 408 J J4Me Campfire Member
J4Me Campfire Member J Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 408	More than once I've had to bail off into a corn field

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