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It drives me stark raving nuts to play in a foursome. Especially with those guys who have to laser every single shot, take nine practice swings, and then act like DJ on the greens for every single one of their three or four putts.
I never check a yardage until I'm inside 150 yards of the hole, I pull a club while I walk up to the ball, and I don't take practice swings. One look from behind for a target, then stance and swing. 20 seconds max from arrival to walking again.
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It drives me stark raving nuts to play in a foursome. Especially with those guys who have to laser every single shot, take nine practice swings, and then act like DJ on the greens for every single one of their three or four putts.
I never check a yardage until I'm inside 150 yards of the hole, I pull a club while I walk up to the ball, and I don't take practice swings. One look from behind for a target, then stance and swing. 20 seconds max from arrival to walking again. TFF I could not agree more. After I played 18 yesterday my wife met me for lunch at the clubhouse. First tee box I watched a guy take NINE practice swings with his driver. LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I play fast as well. No practice swings. No wasted time. I will never play league golf again because of the jackwagons who think the longer they take to play 9 the longer they are unsupervised by their wives.
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I generally complete a round in 2:45 or so and I almost always play alone. If I'm saddled with playing partners it takes longer, of course. I use a push cart, but I can see that in the not too distant future, I'll be forced to start carting.
Due to Covid, we are not allowed to touch a flagstick, and they have the bottom of it wrapped in a foam collar that prevents the ball from falling in below ground level - supposedly to prevent it jamming up down next to the bottom of the stick. It's absolutely silly.
So I just putt to the high side of the hole, and if it rolls past within a hole width, I call it holed. Gotcha. I have seen those on practice greens but not on an actual course. I think some clubs are more paranoid than others. I played on a buddy's private course last week and the guys at the clubhouse were all masked up and wiping schit down. LOL We played a course that had a really neat device on each hole. There was a false bottom in the cup that would slide up the stick, there was a thin rod that ran from the false bottom up the flagstick about 18". At the top it had a loop with a flange that stuck out a couple of inches. You hooked the flange with your putter, lifted it sharply, the false bottom rose up and flipped your ball out.
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I play fast as well. No practice swings. No wasted time. I will never play league golf again because of the jackwagons who think the longer they take to play 9 the longer they are unsupervised by their wives. HAHAHAHAHA! So true.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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In high school 2 of us would play 9 holes in less than an hour from the blues. After playing golf for over 50 years I still take one half azz practice swing while I envision the shot I'd like to play.
Life is good live it while you can.
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I play fast as well. No practice swings. No wasted time. I will never play league golf again because of the jackwagons who think the longer they take to play 9 the longer they are unsupervised by their wives. Let us not forget the game faces, the psych jobs, the increase in beer consumption as the round goes on - complete with more time looking for lost balls, increased arguments, and time spent pulling carts out of creeks and sand traps.
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We played a course that had a really neat device on each hole. There was a false bottom in the cup that would slide up the stick, there was a thin rod that ran from the false bottom up the flagstick about 18". At the top it had a loop with a flange that stuck out a couple of inches. You hooked the flange with your putter, lifted it sharply, the false bottom rose up and flipped your ball out.
As opposed to picking up the ball?
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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In high school 2 of us would play 9 holes in less than an hour from the blues. After playing golf for over 50 years I still take one half azz practice swing while I envision the shot I'd like to play. How fast I can play is largely dictated by the amount of people on the course. I started on the back nine early yesterday and had nine holes in under an hour.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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True. I absolutely never play on a Tuesday here because that's Ladies Association day, and they are maddeningly slow. I call them the Yak Herd, because they move like a herd of grazing animals and all they do is yak yak yak.
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We played a course that had a really neat device on each hole. There was a false bottom in the cup that would slide up the stick, there was a thin rod that ran from the false bottom up the flagstick about 18". At the top it had a loop with a flange that stuck out a couple of inches. You hooked the flange with your putter, lifted it sharply, the false bottom rose up and flipped your ball out.
As opposed to picking up the ball? Didn't have to contact the flagstick - either lifting it or bumping it with your hand like everyone else. Also, old farts with lack of flexibility didn't have to try not to fall onto their heads when reaching down into the hole.
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True. I absolutely never play on a Tuesday here because that's Ladies Association day, and they are maddeningly slow. I call them the Yak Herd, because they move like a herd of grazing animals and all they do is yak yak yak. LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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In high school 2 of us would play 9 holes in less than an hour from the blues. After playing golf for over 50 years I still take one half azz practice swing while I envision the shot I'd like to play. How fast I can play is largely dictated by the amount of people on the course. I started on the back nine early yesterday and had nine holes in under an hour. brownchicken browncow
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How's the Crock Pot situation?
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I am MAGA.
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Splendid. Got a big black one.
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Splendid. Got a big black one. So, nothing's changed?
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Splendid. Got a big black one. Wait! what?
Originally Posted by Judman PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
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Round or oblong for ease of.........uh....use?
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Guy comes back from the restroom in a restaurant, claims that he saw a black man with a white dick at the next stall. Buddy doesn't believe him. Bets are made. Given the amount of money on the line, a third party is coerced into bravely going over to the table where the man is now sitting and ask. Investigator comes back and explains that the guy is just a coal miner on his honeymoon.
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