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I keep a pillow case full of rubber black snakes in the back of the truck for crowd dspersal.

Watched my wife (5'-0" 110 lbs.) brake a 12 oz. full long neck on a 6'-2" 260 lb guy then kick the $hit out of his nuts when he hit the floor....he grabbed her butt....nobody in the bar saw anything when the amblance and cops came.....

Got sucked punched in the jaw then another guy tackled me knocking some pool sticks down I came up swinging a pool stick both went to the hospital....when the cops looked a the video they asked if I wanted to press charges on the 2....I was 64 at the time....they were 30....

You get a collapsable umbrella like this, and hollow that mfker out, go to harbor freight and buy a set of box end wrenches and zip tie all of them around the shaft.

Slide the canvas cover back up, keep the wrist lanyard.

Be good for antifa punks unless they crack your skull with a flag pole first

We'll, I looked around within arms reach. Discounting two handguns and four knives, I have a Gerber hatchet a tractor Jack and a socket set.

Three handguns. I was wondering where that one was.

Pressurized assgun.

Hands and feet. Feet to first run away.

Hands, if cornered, to attach toe tag to perp.

...and a shovel.

Older son is a bit more sane: https://i.imgur.com/HAgex6K.mp4