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A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange. Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life."
Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How are things going at work?" The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy responds, "No. The boss was a real [bleep], I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy." So the doc figures this isn't the reason.
He asks the guy, "How's your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago." The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys stress. Guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch." So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.
He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?" The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos." Bravo! And you told it a lot better than I would've, aalf. Well done.
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Cheetos puffs for me. Wise cheese doodles are a worthy substitute. Great sides for bologna and fake American cheese on wonder bread.
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If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
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Brim’s brand puffs are great too.
Forgot about them. Like they got 2x cheese.
Saw them in the Dollar Tree, had to get a couple bottles LA’s Totally L’awesome orange cleaner.
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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Flaming Hot Crunchy Cheetos Add in a can of Beanee Weenee and a stove pipe of High Life and you've got lunch. 
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Campfire Kahuna
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Do we need to talk about the dunce hat again?
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Why did you bring Satan's dick cheese into it?
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Flaming Hot Crunchy Cheetos Add in a can of Beanee Weenee and a stove pipe of High Life and you've got lunch. I was just getting ready to add That is the most white trashy thing you’ve posted TFF
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You clowns gotta recognize I'm not a snob, I'm just possessed of good taste.
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even better is to use a cheese plane on some good cheddar, then cook it on the cast iron griddle until the grease runs out it crisps up.
Yummy, way better than storebought crap.
And, you can drain off the oil and mix it over some mini marshmallows for trout and catfish bait.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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even better is to use a cheese plane on some good cheddar, then cook it on the cast iron griddle until the grease runs out it crisps up.
Yummy, way better than storebought crap.
And, you can drain off the oil and mix it over some mini marshmallows for trout and catfish bait.
The catfish balls are the only thing that kept this from being totally ghey
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Da fuggs a cheese plane?
Is that what that double ace was flying?
I am MAGA.
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even better is to use a cheese plane on some good cheddar, then cook it on the cast iron griddle until the grease runs out it crisps up.
Yummy, way better than storebought crap.
And, you can drain off the oil and mix it over some mini marshmallows for trout and catfish bait.
The catfish balls are the only thing that kept this from being totally ghey like the mathdude, I have tastebuds that still work
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Da fuggs a cheese plane?
Is that what that double ace was flying? Unlike heathens that use a greasy, pocket lint filled pocket knife for slicing their fuggin' Velveeta, folks in the know use a cheese plane to slice their fine cheeses.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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I am MAGA.
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Couple a them taters are pushin' the pound/pound and a half mark. No cherry pickin' outa my beds, everything gets used. The smaller ones get used for boilt taters with butter on 'em/
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
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You can call me Ray, and you can call me Jay.............................
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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