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Is this Remsen's fault?

Was going to comment on what my "spare" rooms are full of, but figured I better not in case Johnny Utah is listening, and I am sure he is.

What total bullshit...

Is this Remsen's fault?

Lay off the crack pipe

President Biden and President Harris are going to let millions of illegal aliens into our country as soon as they become president. A flood of an unimaginable mass of men, women, and children from third world countries, all in need of housing, food, and compassionate treatment will soon be arriving. There is not sufficient housing available now so Presidents Biden-Harris will necessarily issue an Executive Order requiring that every home owner in America who has a spare bedroom or two, open their doors and take in the "immigrants" and see to their needs. After all, if you have a spare bedroom or two or three, those are just wasted spaces. You are very privileged.

For example, suppose you have a four bedroom house. You have three children. One is married and lives in another city. One is far away in the Peace Corps and one is still in college. You have three bedrooms of wasted space. You can have at least two families of non-privileged immigrants who can move into your home and become comfortable in those bedrooms. Of course, following the Biden/Harris E.O., you'll provide food, etc., for their nutritional needs and when they go to the local welfare office to get all their entitlements, you shall take them there and bring them back home.

Suppose your mother, a widow, is still living in her three bedroom home. That's two bedrooms of wasted space. As she is alone, she can be moved into your basement, sleeping on an Army cot, and her home of three empty bedrooms will serve as a place of comfort and shelter to two or three families of deserving, disadvantaged immigrants.

Another example. Suppose you own a vacation home out in the woods or mountains. That is so bourgeois, so retro, so selfish when millions of underprivileged immigrants need shelter. Suppose it is two bedrooms or more, a couple of families can live there. You'll not need it so think of the feeling of satisfaction knowing how you are a compassionate citizen helping those poor people in need. Other examples are infinite.

Everyone whose homes are used to house millions of needy immigrants will be issued a Genuine Certificate Of Compassion signed by none other than Presidents Biden and Harris. You'll want to frame it.

Compliance will be by compulsion and supervised by the Government's HOMO-Agency. (Home Owners Mandatory Orders Agency.) So, good folks, make sure your homes are ready. (Wealthy elitist Democrats are exempted.)

L.W.

I saw that on Dr. Zhivago. Dr. Zhivago's family was well off with a big house in the city. The Communists took Russia over, and the Dr. came back from an absence and the Communists had moved about 42 homeless people into the big house. All his family had left was one small room upstairs.

I must say I the government wanted to move some Mexicans into my house, which I built with 2 years of blood, sweat and tears, that move would be met with extreme violence.