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First wife, 5’4” probably 110 when we got married. She has packed on some pounds now. Glad I’m not with her anymore.
Wifey 5’ 9”. Probably 125, forty years ago. Weighs 140 now. Looks good for almost 60. She be a good woman!! Lucky she found me. I was in the dance hall one night, cute little girl came up, said her friend wanted to dance with me. I’m thinkin ( fat girl) but I go with her, damn if my life didn’t change right then. It took her a year to rope me in, be 35 yrs this summer.
Dated a bunch of nice looking women I met in dance halls. Only went “ Hoggin” once in a while.
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Several, and one is now my slender wife.
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The democrats are cheating, lying, and thieving anti-American/socialist/communist/marxist/liberals who need to be ostracized. Some people can politicize anything. Yeah he can't turn it off. I doubt he thinks about anything else
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Yes. My wife was 115 and my ex GF was 95
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My old lady weighed 102lb, 5.2ft at 37 when I met her. She's about 130 now at 66. I've had lots of women when I was younger and still have a sancha once in a while, I prefer a voluptuous woman, to skin and bones. Ha, you sound like a worker I had once, concerning women. He said he wanted some meat, bones were for the dogs
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We have a joke about how she's doubled in size since we met. She was a size 1 and grew to a size 2. 
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Nothing but for girlfriends.
There were a few mornings when the beer glasses fell off that remind me of that joke about how fat chicks are like mopeds.
Sacred cows make good burgers when you know what temperature to cook them at.-Rev. Billy
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My wife is around 5'3" I think. I'll put her on the scale tonight.
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Nothing but for girlfriends.
There were a few mornings when the beer glasses fell off that remind me of that joke about how fat chicks are like mopeds. That's when some quick whisky contacts can save the day.
I belong on eroding granite, among the pines.
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Them skinny women can have some gigantic pussies. Feel like a paint stirrer in a 5 gallon bucket. That’s because all that fat has to go somewhere and it all doesn’t go to the outside.
Life (and forums) is like a box of animal crackers----There's a Jackass in every box
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My old lady weighed 102lb, 5.2ft at 37 when I met her. She's about 130 now at 66. I've had lots of women when I was younger and still have a sancha once in a while, I prefer a voluptuous woman, to skin and bones. Curves are great. Folds are not.
Sic Semper Tyrannis
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Still slender enough, 38 years later ! ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/taGYBaE.jpg) & gorgeous too; ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/UoP69su.jpg)
Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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Them skinny women can have some gigantic pussies. Feel like a paint stirrer in a 5 gallon bucket. Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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Wife was about 125 when we were married now pushes 165. Mostly titty.
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I had a very slender 5'4" girlfriend for 3 years in college. Her mother had thunder thighs and I wondered if maybe the girl would someday have those. We broke up and I didn't see her for maybe 3 or 4 years. When I ran into her again, she had her mother's thighs +3. She had more than the thighs. She had to have been pushing 250. I don't know how anyone could put on that much weight in only a few years but she sure accomplished it.
I should add that she died at about 60 of liver failure. I assume but don't know for sure that the weight had something to do with it.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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I have dated the same slender girl for 54 years this month. 5'10" & 145+/-
the consolidation of the states into one vast republic, sure to be aggressive abroad and despotic at home, will be the certain precursor of that ruin which has overwhelmed all those that have preceded. Robert E Lee
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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The democrats are cheating, lying, and thieving anti-American/socialist/communist/marxist/liberals who need to be ostracized. So you are a bot.
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell
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My wife was 115 at 5'3" in high school. 120-125 now. She's not slender though cause she has womanly curves and a pretty flat belly. Pretty damn nice for 62 and 3 kids.
Last edited by smarquez; 01/19/21.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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The democrats are cheating, lying, and thieving anti-American/socialist/communist/marxist/liberals who need to be ostracized. So you are a bot. I think it's time for Rick to give you a flush.
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell
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