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How can you not outrun a bulldozer? No doubt, top speed is probably 10mph.
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Clint Walker was a specimen.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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First thing came to my mind was the steamroller scene from Austin Powers.
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I am sure the 51 year old short order cook and Grateful Dead fan was destined for great things in life. If the family is awarded based on his income potential, they'll be able to go on one hell of a Big Lots shopping spree. Not everyone needs a $500,000 house and AmEx to be happy, or fulfilled. Not to pick on you Paul, but I see a lot of digs being taken against folks on here like that.
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The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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I am sure the 51 year old short order cook and Grateful Dead fan was destined for great things in life. If the family is awarded based on his income potential, they'll be able to go on one hell of a Big Lots shopping spree. Not everyone needs a $500,000 house and AmEx to be happy, or fulfilled. Not to pick on you Paul, but I see a lot of digs being taken against folks on here like that. I really hate to get serious on these pages, but I will for a fleeting moment. If the guy was good at his job, I'd have a lot more respect for him than I would some of the lazy ass worthless professionals I have had the displeasure of associating with. Now back to being a dork!
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I am sure the 51 year old short order cook and Grateful Dead fan was destined for great things in life. If the family is awarded based on his income potential, they'll be able to go on one hell of a Big Lots shopping spree. Not everyone needs a $500,000 house and AmEx to be happy, or fulfilled. Not to pick on you Paul, but I see a lot of digs being taken against folks on here like that. I really hate to get serious on these pages, but I will for a fleeting moment. If the guy was good at his job, I'd have a lot more respect for him than I would some of the lazy ass worthless professionals I have had the displeasure of associating with. Now back to being a dork! Absolutely right. Slingin' hash is getting to be a lost art. Good short order cooks always seem to be in demand around here.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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How can you not outrun a bulldozer? He wasn't trying to outrun it. He was being an idiot and hiding behind it. When it suddenly moved, it squashed him.
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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51 yr old short order cook, Greatful Dead fan, pot grower, bulldozer...
What could possibly be the outcome.
How in the fugg do you get squashed by a bulldozer???
LOL!!!
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"No good deed shall go unpunished!"
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He looked to be happy when he worked ![[Linked Image from pennlive.com]](https://www.pennlive.com/resizer/rmQU_UBMcOwSyflq17ME_H6vt-g=/700x0/smart/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-advancelocal.s3.amazonaws.com/public/UC7ILKPTWFHIBLGWDAZPEX65BE.jpg) His home in PA. ![[Linked Image from pennlive.com]](https://www.pennlive.com/resizer/ZH3zLPSGrSw3kS9QeKN1OIXwehY=/700x0/smart/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-advancelocal.s3.amazonaws.com/public/KJGM4VPCKZGBTHTR5UAIVB6ML4.jpg) ![[Linked Image from pennlive.com]](https://www.pennlive.com/resizer/AviFMQvoqoi4lEN8i8kdVZCJ_lk=/700x0/smart/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-advancelocal.s3.amazonaws.com/public/E2RWN7U2RBAYLCQTMTGPRN5TFI.jpg)
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Ok .....
High on meth
Crawls under dozer when it got close.
Dozer pivot turns left and grinds him under the track....
Classic........
LMFAO!!!!
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That’s some BS . By chasing him down with a dozier , you’d think he shot a cop or something .
FUGK CCP
It’s time to WAKE UP
GOD BLESS THE USA
WWG1WGA
THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES
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I am sure the 51 year old short order cook and Grateful Dead fan was destined for great things in life. If the family is awarded based on his income potential, they'll be able to go on one hell of a Big Lots shopping spree. Not everyone needs a $500,000 house and AmEx to be happy, or fulfilled. Not to pick on you Paul, but I see a lot of digs being taken against folks on here like that. I really hate to get serious on these pages, but I will for a fleeting moment. If the guy was good at his job, I'd have a lot more respect for him than I would some of the lazy ass worthless professionals I have had the displeasure of associating with. Now back to being a dork! Absolutely right. Slingin' hash is getting to be a lost art. Good short order cooks always seem to be in demand around here. If you ever get a chance to watch the main cook at a Waffle House, do it. The pace is maddening. Those folks flat out earn their money.
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Ok .....
High on meth
Crawls under dozer when it got close.
Dozer pivot turns left and grinds him under the track....
Classic........
LMFAO!!!!
What about this part. The lawsuit called that explanation ludicrous, and witness statements cast doubt on the official version of how he got caught under the machine. The chopper pilot said he had Longenecker in view the entire time, noting in his deposition “that it would be impossible for Mr. Longenecker to crawl under the back of the bulldozer before the bulldozer turned left,” the lawsuit said.
The pilot also told authorities that the bulldozer appeared to be “coming in blind” and that he had tried to tell its operator to stop, but his radio wasn’t working, the lawsuit said.
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I am sure the 51 year old short order cook and Grateful Dead fan was destined for great things in life. If the family is awarded based on his income potential, they'll be able to go on one hell of a Big Lots shopping spree. Not everyone needs a $500,000 house and AmEx to be happy, or fulfilled. Not to pick on you Paul, but I see a lot of digs being taken against folks on here like that. I really hate to get serious on these pages, but I will for a fleeting moment. If the guy was good at his job, I'd have a lot more respect for him than I would some of the lazy ass worthless professionals I have had the displeasure of associating with. Now back to being a dork! Absolutely right. Slingin' hash is getting to be a lost art. Good short order cooks always seem to be in demand around here. If you ever get a chance to watch the main cook at a Waffle House, do it. The pace is maddening. Those folks flat out earn their money. Not waffle house, but I've seen them in many other places. I could never do it.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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That was the Russki's way to neutralize German foxhole occupants on the Eastern Front. Squishhhhh!
"No good deed shall go unpunished!"
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Meth is a wonderous drug.
Makes for some hilarious stories....
LOL!!!
This is some trench, tank pivot steer and grind and bury em their holes schit.
1/72nd Armour was doing that schit to haji,s in spider holes with their M1,s and Bradleys outside of Ah Najaf.
TFF!!!
Short order cook ground the fugg up.......
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He had to be dead or unconscious before the dozer go to him......nobody is that stupid.
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