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Re: You might be a redneck if..... Hastings #15954741 03/30/21
Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 22,010 Likes: 14 Clinging to our God and Guns Dillonbuck Campfire Ranger
Dillonbuck Campfire Ranger Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 22,010 Likes: 14 Clinging to our God and Guns	Originally Posted by Hastings Originally Posted by Dillonbuck So he is screwing his (step)sister. That is redneck but I think it's legal. No another now divorced couple. Their parents got married when they were kids. Now they have kids. Truly are step brother/sister/husband/wife/parents/my own grandpa! Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!

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Re: You might be a redneck if..... Dillonbuck #15954808 03/30/21
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OP goalie Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,584 Likes: 1 Minnesota	Originally Posted by Dillonbuck Originally Posted by Hastings Originally Posted by Dillonbuck So he is screwing his (step)sister. That is redneck but I think it's legal. No another now divorced couple. Their parents got married when they were kids. Now they have kids. Truly are step brother/sister/husband/wife/parents/my own grandpa! That's a whole different level past welding up a makeshift road grader.....

Re: You might be a redneck if..... goalie #15954833 03/30/21
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Hastings Campfire Outfitter Joined: Dec 2013 Posts: 13,285 Likes: 15 Trichell, LA (Pop. 'bout 15)	Might be a redneck if you combine checking each other for ticks with foreplay. Patriotism (and religion) is the last refuge of a scoundrel. Jesus: "Take heed that no man deceive you." Hebrew Roots Judaizer

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Rick n Tenn Campfire Tracker Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,952 Likes: 1 TN	You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.

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OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 17,640 Likes: 49	You hung an old tire on a piece of barbed wire so the neighbors would stop complaining and think it was kids leaving stuff all over the yard. Last edited by OldmanoftheSea; 03/30/21. -OMotS "If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.

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poboy Campfire Outfitter P Joined: May 2010 Posts: 14,997 Likes: 4 Central Texas	When you take screens off the windows of your house for deer season. --- CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE --- A Magic Time To Be An Illegal In America---

Re: You might be a redneck if..... goalie #15954991 03/30/21
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AZmark Campfire Regular Joined: Feb 2020 Posts: 2,424 Likes: 1 EasternAZ	Buying your 89 year old mom ammo for her pistol for her birthday and taking her target practicing.....with the kids, grandkids, and great grandkids.....................does that qualify? Then I might be a redneck Life (and forums) is like a box of animal crackers----There's a Jackass in every box

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Scout308 Campfire Regular S Joined: Nov 2020 Posts: 874 Likes: 1 FL	Going to the family reunion to pick up women.

Re: You might be a redneck if..... poboy #15955003 03/30/21
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Rick n Tenn Campfire Tracker Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,952 Likes: 1 TN	Originally Posted by poboy When you take screens off the windows of your house for deer season. I'm guilty .

Re: You might be a redneck if..... goalie #15971044 04/04/21
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ltppowell Campfire Kahuna Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 50,170 Likes: 2 SE Texas	Had to resurrect the thread for a new one. If you're keeping your personal best largemouth in your swimming pool... The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.

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Re: You might be a redneck if..... chlinstructor #15971058 04/04/21
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cra1948 Campfire Outfitter C Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 10,839 Likes: 3 The Palmetto State	Originally Posted by chlinstructor If your gun safe is bigger than your refrigerator. 🤠 They make gun safes that aren't bigger than refrigerators????? Mathew 22: 37-39

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cra1948 Campfire Outfitter C Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 10,839 Likes: 3 The Palmetto State	My wife and my adult sons have first cousins in common. Does that count? Mathew 22: 37-39

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KFWA Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 23,596 Likes: 7 Southern Ohio	your wife tells you to pick up some stuff to make sandwiches and you bring home potted meat. yes I had a potted meat sandwich for lunch yesterday Last edited by KFWA; 04/04/21. have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings

Re: You might be a redneck if..... Jim_Conrad #15971249 04/04/21
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las Campfire 'Bwana L Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 32,252 Likes: 9 Kenai Peninsula, AK	Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad I should move that toilet...... Patience, Grasshopper. Give it a couple months. The only true cost of having a dog is its death.

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1minute Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 29,975 Likes: 11 Burns/Hines, Oregon, USA	Toys parked out front have twice the value of ones home. 1Minute

Re: You might be a redneck if..... MuskegMan #15971300 04/04/21
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MikeL2 Campfire Tracker M Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,237 Likes: 2	Originally Posted by MuskegMan Originally Posted by elkaddict Your idea of a front yard is nothing more than a food plot, and that the perfect stand for this plot is a second story bedroom window.... single-wides got a second story? [Linked Image]

Re: You might be a redneck if..... goalie #15971339 04/04/21
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superlight17b Campfire Regular S Joined: Dec 2015 Posts: 2,259	Your relatives show up for your wedding already drunk with their pockets filled with beers,and have a deer they found on the side of the highway in the back of their pick up and ask your future mother in law where game pole is.

Re: You might be a redneck if..... goalie #15971359 04/04/21
Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 32,252 Likes: 9 Kenai Peninsula, AK L las Campfire 'Bwana
las Campfire 'Bwana L Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 32,252 Likes: 9 Kenai Peninsula, AK	If I silicon up the bolt holes and cuts, take the tongue off and use this as a moose hunting float craft, can I get in the club? I am considering it. The dogs and my wife can pick me up in the power boat a couple days down the line/river - don't want to leave her alone without transport at the remote cabin, and the dogs are running 2 for 2 on warning off the moose. . The 18 ' Grumman aluminum canoe is pretty noisy.....and big.. to transport 750 miles OW along with the river boat. Not that we couldn't take more. Wait - I just checked my card - it's current - "member in good standing." Last edited by las; 04/04/21. The only true cost of having a dog is its death.

Re: You might be a redneck if..... superlight17b #15971389 04/04/21
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antelope_sniper Campfire 'Bwana A Joined: Nov 2011 Posts: 31,258 Likes: 16 Colorado	Originally Posted by superlight17b Your relatives show up for your wedding already drunk with their pockets filled with beers,and have a deer they found on the side of the highway in the back of their pick up and ask your future mother in law where game pole is. Sounds like a good wedding. You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it. You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell

Re: You might be a redneck if..... goalie #15971397 04/04/21
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las Campfire 'Bwana L Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 32,252 Likes: 9 Kenai Peninsula, AK	PS - that was the second trip - got it up on step even. First one was lumber and fuel, and I didn't. The only true cost of having a dog is its death.

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