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Who likes the smell of their own farts. ? Mark me down for liking my own farts.
Due to the increased price of ammo, don't expect a warning shot...
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~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Ok Wayne Shaw
And BlairVT
This is your big chance mfers. Add something productive.
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Most times are tolerable. There are a few occasions where I need to leave the room after. My wife still has PTSD from the night at the fair when I had the polish sausage with extra sauerkraut. I don't know why that particular kraut lit me up like it did.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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Everyone likes their own brand.
I figured with the title that it was a wabigoon thread, that guy posts some random [bleep]
Beware of any old man in a profession where one usually dies young.
Calm seas don't make sailors.
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I wouldn’t say I like them, but they’re much more bearable than someone else’s. Some people are worse than others. See my post about Sgt Belcher. That sumbitch ate possum covered in buzzard gravy! 7mm
"Preserving the Constitution, fighting off the nibblers and chippers, even nibblers and chippers with good intentions, was once regarded by conservatives as the first duty of the citizen. It still is." � Wesley Pruden
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I have been known to produce a fine ass aroma. It is very pleasing.
I have also given the credit to the guy in front of me before. No need to flaunt.
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not "like"., but always sample, test the potency so to speak.
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A true connoisseur will waft the best farts into the fridge for later.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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A true connoisseur will waft the best farts into the fridge for later. Yes, but it leaves such a bad taste on the Roquefort!
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"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
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Don’t smell much, but I enjoy making music. I can get about half way thru the first stanza of Beethoven’s 5th.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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My dogs seem to like mine even more than I do. But the feeling is not reciprocated.
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Lately, it's been bad. Real bad.
Have let one go and the noise caused my wife to wake up and ask "What was that?"
The other night she woke up because of the smell. Pretty proud of th at one!
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Mine don’t stink.
The wife disagrees 😁
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I have NEVER enjoyed anyone else's.
Due to the increased price of ammo, don't expect a warning shot...
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Mine don’t stink.
The wife disagrees 😁 I do enjoy hotboxing the wife every so often, just so she can savor the experience. (My wife, not yours.)
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My dogs seem to like mine even more than I do. But the feeling is not reciprocated. Not here, if I fart she is leaving the couch or the bed depending on where we're at. Now If she farts, she is leaving the couch or bed😂
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Mine can choke a buzzard,but I will take mine over anyone's.
And damned if it ain't fun to share them at the grocery store and got to the end of the aisle just to see how many folks will stand around enjoying my odoriferous emanations.
Just because you're offended doesn't mean your right.
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Lately, it's been bad. Real bad.
Have let one go and the noise caused my wife to wake up and ask "What was that?"
The other night she woke up because of the smell. Pretty proud of th at one! If they've got to ask, it was them.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Mine can choke a buzzard,but I will take mine over anyone's.
And damned if it ain't fun to share them at the grocery store and got to the end of the aisle just to see how many folks will stand around enjoying my odoriferous emanations. So your one of those crop duster in the store.
Any politician who thinks they can fight the evil that has consumed the government is delusional or lying. There is no political solution.
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