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Who likes the smell of their own farts. ? Mark me down for liking my own farts.


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Uh, no thanks.


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Ok Wayne Shaw

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Most times are tolerable. There are a few occasions where I need to leave the room after. My wife still has PTSD from the night at the fair when I had the polish sausage with extra sauerkraut. I don't know why that particular kraut lit me up like it did.


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Everyone likes their own brand.

I figured with the title that it was a wabigoon thread, that guy posts some random [bleep]


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I wouldn’t say I like them, but they’re much more bearable than someone else’s.
Some people are worse than others. See my post about Sgt Belcher. That sumbitch ate possum covered in buzzard gravy!
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I have been known to produce a fine ass aroma. It is very pleasing.

I have also given the credit to the guy in front of me before. No need to flaunt.



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not "like"., but always sample, test the potency so to speak.

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A true connoisseur will waft the best farts into the fridge for later.


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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Originally Posted by kingston
A true connoisseur will waft the best farts into the fridge for later.


Yes, but it leaves such a bad taste on the Roquefort!


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Don’t smell much, but I enjoy making music. I can get about half way thru the first stanza of Beethoven’s 5th.


I am..........disturbed.

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My dogs seem to like mine even more than I do. But the feeling is not reciprocated.

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Lately, it's been bad.
Real bad.

Have let one go and the noise caused my wife to wake up and ask
"What was that?"


The other night she woke up because of the smell.
Pretty proud of th at one!


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Mine don’t stink.

The wife disagrees 😁


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I have NEVER enjoyed anyone else's. smile


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Originally Posted by navlav8r
Mine don’t stink.

The wife disagrees 😁


I do enjoy hotboxing the wife every so often, just so she can savor the experience.

(My wife, not yours.)

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Originally Posted by Mr_Harry
My dogs seem to like mine even more than I do. But the feeling is not reciprocated.

Not here, if I fart she is leaving the couch or the bed depending on where we're at. Now If she farts, she is leaving the couch or bed😂


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Mine can choke a buzzard,but I will take mine over anyone's.

And damned if it ain't fun to share them at the grocery store and got to the end of the aisle
just to see how many folks will stand around enjoying my odoriferous emanations.


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Originally Posted by Dillonbuck
Lately, it's been bad.
Real bad.

Have let one go and the noise caused my wife to wake up and ask
"What was that?"


The other night she woke up because of the smell.
Pretty proud of th at one!


If they've got to ask, it was them.


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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Originally Posted by Torqued
Mine can choke a buzzard,but I will take mine over anyone's.

And damned if it ain't fun to share them at the grocery store and got to the end of the aisle
just to see how many folks will stand around enjoying my odoriferous emanations.


So your one of those crop duster in the store.


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