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Fart Poll.... #16070365 05/09/21 Joined: Feb 2020 Posts: 2,782 Likes: 1 Port Protection A AKCHOPPER OP Campfire Regular OP AKCHOPPER Campfire Regular A Joined: Feb 2020 Posts: 2,782 Likes: 1 Port Protection Who likes the smell of their own farts. ? Mark me down for liking my own farts. Due to the increased price of ammo, don't expect a warning shot...

Re: Fart Poll.... AKCHOPPER #16070367 05/09/21 Joined: Mar 2009 Posts: 18,125 🇺🇸 SandBilly Campfire Ranger SandBilly Campfire Ranger Joined: Mar 2009 Posts: 18,125 🇺🇸 Uh, no thanks. ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~

Re: Fart Poll.... AKCHOPPER #16070375 05/09/21 Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,121 Likes: 27 TN slumlord Campfire Kahuna slumlord Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,121 Likes: 27 TN Ok Wayne Shaw And BlairVT This is your big chance mfers. Add something productive.

Re: Fart Poll.... AKCHOPPER #16070386 05/09/21 Joined: Jul 2011 Posts: 6,165 Rancho Altacucawanda, CA S smarquez Campfire Tracker smarquez Campfire Tracker S Joined: Jul 2011 Posts: 6,165 Rancho Altacucawanda, CA Most times are tolerable. There are a few occasions where I need to leave the room after. My wife still has PTSD from the night at the fair when I had the polish sausage with extra sauerkraut. I don't know why that particular kraut lit me up like it did. Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger. Stupid always finds a way.

Re: Fart Poll.... AKCHOPPER #16070389 05/09/21 Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,606 Middle of SD Colorado1135 Campfire Outfitter Colorado1135 Campfire Outfitter Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,606 Middle of SD Everyone likes their own brand. I figured with the title that it was a wabigoon thread, that guy posts some random [bleep] Beware of any old man in a profession where one usually dies young. Calm seas don't make sailors.

Re: Fart Poll.... AKCHOPPER #16070396 05/09/21 Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 8,749 Likes: 1 Fulton County PA, U.S.A. 7mmbuster Campfire Outfitter 7mmbuster Campfire Outfitter Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 8,749 Likes: 1 Fulton County PA, U.S.A. I wouldn’t say I like them, but they’re much more bearable than someone else’s. Some people are worse than others. See my post about Sgt Belcher. That sumbitch ate possum covered in buzzard gravy! 7mm "Preserving the Constitution, fighting off the nibblers and chippers, even nibblers and chippers with good intentions, was once regarded by conservatives as the first duty of the citizen. It still is." � Wesley Pruden

Re: Fart Poll.... AKCHOPPER #16070405 05/09/21 Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 20,236 Likes: 11 T_Inman Campfire Ranger T_Inman Campfire Ranger Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 20,236 Likes: 11 I have been known to produce a fine ass aroma. It is very pleasing. I have also given the credit to the guy in front of me before. No need to flaunt.

Re: Fart Poll.... AKCHOPPER #16070406 05/09/21 Joined: Feb 2019 Posts: 1,250 Likes: 2 Alabama strikeu Campfire Regular strikeu Campfire Regular Joined: Feb 2019 Posts: 1,250 Likes: 2 Alabama not "like"., but always sample, test the potency so to speak.

Re: Fart Poll.... AKCHOPPER #16070439 05/09/21 Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 32,130 Likes: 1 Somewhere between lost and fou... kingston Campfire 'Bwana kingston Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 32,130 Likes: 1 Somewhere between lost and fou... A true connoisseur will waft the best farts into the fridge for later. Originally Posted by 16penny If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty

Re: Fart Poll.... kingston #16070479 05/09/21 Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,618 Likes: 4 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas K kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana K Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,618 Likes: 4 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas Originally Posted by kingston A true connoisseur will waft the best farts into the fridge for later. Yes, but it leaves such a bad taste on the Roquefort! Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester "Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored." WS

Re: Fart Poll.... AKCHOPPER #16070482 05/09/21 Joined: May 2004 Posts: 56,147 Likes: 11 In the Swamps DigitalDan Campfire Kahuna DigitalDan Campfire Kahuna Joined: May 2004 Posts: 56,147 Likes: 11 In the Swamps Don’t smell much, but I enjoy making music. I can get about half way thru the first stanza of Beethoven’s 5th. I am..........disturbed. Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain

Re: Fart Poll.... AKCHOPPER #16070554 05/09/21 Joined: Jun 2018 Posts: 2,291 Likes: 1 Live Free Or Die land M Mr_Harry Campfire Regular Mr_Harry Campfire Regular M Joined: Jun 2018 Posts: 2,291 Likes: 1 Live Free Or Die land My dogs seem to like mine even more than I do. But the feeling is not reciprocated.

Re: Fart Poll.... AKCHOPPER #16070564 05/09/21 Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 21,812 Likes: 2 Clinging to our God and Guns Dillonbuck Campfire Ranger Dillonbuck Campfire Ranger Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 21,812 Likes: 2 Clinging to our God and Guns Lately, it's been bad. Real bad. Have let one go and the noise caused my wife to wake up and ask "What was that?" The other night she woke up because of the smell. Pretty proud of th at one! Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!

Re: Fart Poll.... AKCHOPPER #16070592 05/09/21 Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 15,682 Likes: 1 ms N navlav8r Campfire Ranger navlav8r Campfire Ranger N Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 15,682 Likes: 1 ms Mine don’t stink. The wife disagrees 😁 NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.

Re: Fart Poll.... AKCHOPPER #16070606 05/09/21 Joined: Feb 2020 Posts: 2,782 Likes: 1 Port Protection A AKCHOPPER OP Campfire Regular OP AKCHOPPER Campfire Regular A Joined: Feb 2020 Posts: 2,782 Likes: 1 Port Protection I have NEVER enjoyed anyone else's. Due to the increased price of ammo, don't expect a warning shot...

Re: Fart Poll.... navlav8r #16070629 05/09/21 Joined: Jul 2020 Posts: 3,915 Beaver Nation! T Tide_Change Campfire Tracker Tide_Change Campfire Tracker T Joined: Jul 2020 Posts: 3,915 Beaver Nation! Originally Posted by navlav8r Mine don’t stink. The wife disagrees 😁 I do enjoy hotboxing the wife every so often, just so she can savor the experience. (My wife, not yours.)

Re: Fart Poll.... Mr_Harry #16070643 05/09/21 Joined: Jan 2021 Posts: 5,569 NE Arkansas MPat70 Campfire Tracker MPat70 Campfire Tracker Joined: Jan 2021 Posts: 5,569 NE Arkansas Originally Posted by Mr_Harry My dogs seem to like mine even more than I do. But the feeling is not reciprocated. Not here, if I fart she is leaving the couch or the bed depending on where we're at. Now If she farts, she is leaving the couch or bed😂 ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

Re: Fart Poll.... AKCHOPPER #16070666 05/09/21 Joined: Jan 2020 Posts: 2,840 Henry Co Mo T Torqued Campfire Regular Torqued Campfire Regular T Joined: Jan 2020 Posts: 2,840 Henry Co Mo Mine can choke a buzzard,but I will take mine over anyone's. And damned if it ain't fun to share them at the grocery store and got to the end of the aisle just to see how many folks will stand around enjoying my odoriferous emanations. Just because you're offended doesn't mean your right.

Re: Fart Poll.... Dillonbuck #16070674 05/09/21 Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 32,130 Likes: 1 Somewhere between lost and fou... kingston Campfire 'Bwana kingston Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 32,130 Likes: 1 Somewhere between lost and fou... Originally Posted by Dillonbuck Lately, it's been bad. Real bad. Have let one go and the noise caused my wife to wake up and ask "What was that?" The other night she woke up because of the smell. Pretty proud of th at one! If they've got to ask, it was them. Originally Posted by 16penny If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty

Re: Fart Poll.... Torqued #16070676 05/09/21 Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 1,108 Mississippi M MLC Campfire Regular MLC Campfire Regular M Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 1,108 Mississippi Originally Posted by Torqued Mine can choke a buzzard,but I will take mine over anyone's. And damned if it ain't fun to share them at the grocery store and got to the end of the aisle just to see how many folks will stand around enjoying my odoriferous emanations. So your one of those crop duster in the store. Any politician who thinks they can fight the evil that has consumed the government is delusional or lying. There is no political solution. "You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." Winston Church