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Secretary Alfred E Newman Outlines Federal Response to Gas Crisis –
Transportation Secretary Alfred E Newman
‘We understand the concerns that need to be understood in order to evaluate the concerns that have been expressed. Our understanding has led to a larger discussion about the concerns and we understand the need to coordinate with our partner agencies toward the common goal of understanding. Now that we have the analysis to understand the greater concern, we are evaluating the fastest way to express the understanding of the analysis to a more broad network of partners. As soon as that network understanding is in place, then we will have a better understanding for the American people about their concern‘
Well I'm glad he cleared that up.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
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Glad he “understands”....
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What was that? Geez...so glad we have competent leaders...NOT!
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I have a shotgun so I have no need for a 30-06.....
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Is that for real? Seriously?
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something. - Plato
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As I took my first sip of coffee I was reading that. I apparently need at least half a pot, WTF.
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Pete Buttgigger just got all flustered and tongue tied when reporters kept asking about pipe.
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Secretary Alfred E Newman Outlines Federal Response to Gas Crisis –
Transportation Secretary Alfred E Newman
‘We understand the concerns that need to be understood in order to evaluate the concerns that have been expressed. Our understanding has led to a larger discussion about the concerns and we understand the need to coordinate with our partner agencies toward the common goal of understanding. Now that we have the analysis to understand the greater concern, we are evaluating the fastest way to express the understanding of the analysis to a more broad network of partners. As soon as that network understanding is in place, then we will have a better understanding for the American people about their concern‘
Well I'm glad he cleared that up.
This is like trying to de-code one of Sticks posts! 😄
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Where did this come from?
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Out of the mouth of alfred e Newman who understands that he doesn't know where his dick is because his left hand is holding it and there is piss all over the toilet seat as well as the carpet. Simply because he is an idiot trying to operate right while in left field.
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Glad he “understands”.... "Understands" -> Such a funny word with these commies in charge.
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We are in great and competent hands...... 🤦🏻♂️
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Secretary Alfred E Newman Outlines Federal Response to Gas Crisis –
Transportation Secretary Alfred E Newman
‘We understand the concerns that need to be understood in order to evaluate the concerns that have been expressed. Our understanding has led to a larger discussion about the concerns and we understand the need to coordinate with our partner agencies toward the common goal of understanding. Now that we have the analysis to understand the greater concern, we are evaluating the fastest way to express the understanding of the analysis to a more broad network of partners. As soon as that network understanding is in place, then we will have a better understanding for the American people about their concern‘
Well I'm glad he cleared that up.
This is like trying to de-code one of Sticks posts! 😄 Hint....
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He understands the misunderstood who misunderstands those that understand.
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