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While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with a cleavage to die for.
"I'm okay I think." I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."

"That's nice of you," I answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"My guess is that she's still in the ditch."

We spend billions on other countries. We spend TRILLIONS on welfare, medicare, social security, and illegal aliens.

If you don't know the difference between billions and trillions, enjoy voting Democrat.

The bottom line is why should we be helping other countries when our people need help!!!

The homeless, the elderly, the mentally ill, the troops don’t pay kickbacks to politicians.

Foreign aid has all the potential of speaking fees and book deals and MORE.

A politicians son can’t make millions being on the board of directors for the mentally ill.

I will look for a meme that captures that sentiment...

LMAO!!!

Yeah, tickled me as well.