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I have caused me to laugh myself into a headache here. Some of you are seriously funny. Please know that I appreciate your work. I hope you are giggling when you hit the post button.

I lmao when I look in the mirror.

My mirror makes me sad more than anything else. Do you ever wonder how much further south your sack can sag?

Ive had old men patients get up off the bed, and their attached ballsack was still on the bed...!

After one of my recent shoulder surgeries, I was shuffling from one bed to another with the assistance of the medical care team. I was still pretty loopy. During one of the shuffles, I plunked myself down on my sack. Of course I had to announce that out loud. My wife, knowing me, laughed. The others just paused in awkward silence.

A person who learns to laugh at himself will find a lifelong source of amusement.

Sometimes when you wake up in the middle of the night to drop a deuce and your sack hits cold water ,you wake up fast.

Usually what I find funny, pisses other people off.

And If/when I discover that, it becomes hysterical for me.

If one cant laugh at himself he has no business laughing at others.

Must be why you are attracted to those spandex onesies.

They do help keep things securely packaged.

You look at your balls in the mirror?

Every time little Larry comes around here with his tape and his hacksaw and the krylon I gets a good belly laugh. The last couple days have been entertaining to say the least...
Almost as good as little mikey wiener a while back. Always a hoot when some dumb fuqk has a complete meltdown on here. LMFAO I'm cracking myself up rights now!

It's a lot easier than trying to catch a glimpse of my starfish.

How hard is it to get a glimpse of your starfish?

I've never seen the need, myself. YMMV.

I do....Mine are so big I have to carry them in my hands with my dong slung over my shoulder.

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Loading a heavy buck in my truck.
I backed up to a bank, dropped the tailgate and started to pull him in by the horns. His knees hooked over the tailgate and started to lift it instead of sliding in.

I knew I could overpower all that, so i set me feet and started pulling harder.
As the tailgate closed, I had to step back, forgetting the two old tires I had in the bed.
My feet got tangled, and I fell.
Flat on my back.
Holding the deer by the antlers.
In the missionary position.
Nose to nose.

My first thought was "Its a damn shame no one saw that,
it's too F'n funny to not be seen by someone.

And I just layed there laughing.

Then thought of how I must look, laying there laughing.
And laughed some more!

Do your ball hang low?
Do they jiggle to and fro?......

You're stout enough to throw deflave over your shoulder??

Pfft...and BobbyBrown at the same time.

LoL

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