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Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Lots of people have been hurt or killed by wild 'pets', everything from deer to snakes to junk yard women. If an animal with less obvious weapons, like a deer, can do you in, one with very obvious weapons, like gators and women, are extra dangerous. They're natural predators.

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AughOh! Now we're bringing in crazy ex girlfriends into the picture?

No comparison IMHO.
Gators are like sleepy basset hounds compared to some pit bull crazy gal who'll chop up her man and mix you with the fish guts.

Steve Irwin worked with Salties and Nile crocs.
Gators can grab you if you let them, but like girlfriends and pet dogs, you got to learn what your critters are like. šŸ˜‰


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When he gets big enough turn him into a pair of boots


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Someone has been feeding him. While he is small everything will be OK for a while, then you will have to kill him. His brain is very small and concentrates on only one thing besides breeding.



Eat him now while he's young and tender.



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He is eyeing you for food. Lizards arenā€™t like dogs or cats. They donā€™t attach themselves to people for anything but food.

Make sure you have your 44mag handy when your ā€œfriendā€ is close and keep small children away. I would drive him away with rocks or a long pole so problems donā€™t happen.



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Originally Posted by stxhunter
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^^ full of chit^^


You will have to be more specific.


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^^ full of chit^^


You will have to be more specific.


happy crapper.



I lost that bet. I had the OP and dirty camper!


You do seem like a loser.


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Originally Posted by Old_Toot
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^^ full of chit^^


You will have to be more specific.


happy crapper.



I lost that bet. I had the OP and dirty camper!


You do seem like a loser.


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Originally Posted by jmdriver
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^^ full of chit^^


You will have to be more specific.


happy crapper.



I lost that bet. I had the OP and dirty camper!


You do seem like a loser.


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Thanks for your input. It means so much.
Please know that.


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Originally Posted by gunzo
Ya gotta name him

Phideaux


LOL


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CHOOTIM !


Ole CHOOTIM, Landry has a pretty good little restaurant there in Pierre Part. Excellent turtle sauce piquant.

Good daily lunch specials too.

Iā€™m told itā€™s his familyā€™s restaurant.


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Nearby here some woman visiting in a "senior community" defied everyone's warnings and got up close to an 8 or 9 foot gator on the bank of the retention pond to take a picture. Someone warned her that they'd recently seen it grab a deer and pull it in. Her response: "Well....I don't look like a deer." Sure enough, the gator grabbed her and started dragging her in. Couple guys ran out and tossed her a rope, but it was no use. Her last words before the gator rolled her under: "I guess I won't be doing that again."


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Someone here a while back posted a short video clip of a really big one going up to then over a 6ā€™ chain link fence and then continuing on about his way.


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Originally Posted by Old_Toot
Wondering if yā€™all have seen this before.

I bought a camp recently down in the swamps south of Pierre Part, home of tvā€™s ā€œSwamp Peopleā€. Lots of gators in the area my camp is on an access bayou to the main lakes and bayous areas. The whole greater area is beautiful Spanish moss laden cypress and live oaks

The camp that I bought hasnā€™t been used in over a year and Iā€™ve had a lot of outside cleaning and work to do, going twice weekly.

For the past 4 visits Iā€™ve had a young gator thatā€™s about 3-4ā€™ long come up and just follow me around while Iā€™m working. Heā€™s not a problem, heā€™s not aggressive, just seems curious and is almost like a dog following me around. Itā€™s the same gator as he has a chunk missing off the top tip of his tail.

When I go under my cook shed and turn on the floor fan to sip a cool one and rest a bit he comes and lays about 2-3ā€™ away from me and then follows when I get up and go back to work.

I know theyā€™re curious but have never seen this type behavior before.

If he comes back Friday Iā€™m gonna name him Gator McCluskey.



Dog?

Reminds me of an old joke.... Guy goes into this biker bar where the patrons love their pit bulls and rottweilers..... He has a short legged yellow dog on a leash and the bikers immediately start in on him and that "stupid yellow dog" of his....

Guy says wait a minute, "He's tough, bring out your best dog and $100 and we'll see......"

So the bikers bring out this big mean ole Rottie and say "sic'em"...... well, that little yellow dog gave the rottie one big bite and the fight was over..... the bikers are amazed.. they want a dog like that...."What kind is it?"

So the guy collects his $100 and says... "Well, before we cut his tail off and painted him yellow, he was an alligator!"


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Happy Camper has got to be related to Timmothy Treadwell.


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Originally Posted by Happy_Camper
Originally Posted by Old_Toot
Wondering if yā€™all have seen this before.

I bought a camp recently down in the swamps south of Pierre Part, home of tvā€™s ā€œSwamp Peopleā€. Lots of gators in the area my camp is on an access bayou to the main lakes and bayous areas. The whole greater area is beautiful Spanish moss laden cypress and live oaks

The camp that I bought hasnā€™t been used in over a year and Iā€™ve had a lot of outside cleaning and work to do, going twice weekly.

For the past 4 visits Iā€™ve had a young gator thatā€™s about 3-4ā€™ long come up and just follow me around while Iā€™m working. Heā€™s not a problem, heā€™s not aggressive, just seems curious and is almost like a dog following me around. Itā€™s the same gator as he has a chunk missing off the top tip of his tail.

When I go under my cook shed and turn on the floor fan to sip a cool one and rest a bit he comes and lays about 2-3ā€™ away from me and then follows when I get up and go back to work.

I know theyā€™re curious but have never seen this type behavior before.

If he comes back Friday Iā€™m gonna name him Gator McCluskey.

Yes sir,

It sounds like an awesome camp a lot of us would enjoy if we had that same honor.
I've raised a couple of those critters . I've never liked how the gator people series treated the fine animals even though I hunt and eat game. It just seems a little too sensational with no educational benefits to the rest of us who may have opportunity to enjoy those Cyprus rivers.

It varies from gator to gator, much like people, but they can be very intelligent. I've exposed thousands of people to my gators. I followed safety rules so there's never been anyone exposed to any risks. Perhaps some little boy raised him as a baby like they do box turtles around here. Maybe he is just curious and for whatever reason, friendly.
Whatever the reason he's taken a liking to you, this is my opinion.

IF he bothers you, or you are concerned about possible future behavior, you have two good options.

1. Relocate it to a distant waterway far from roads and homes that has plenty of food and little competition from big gators. It might take someone with experience and a gentle hand, like a zoo keeper of a reptile exhibit. Most people that catch gators don't know how to properly do so without killing them or breaking the spine leading to death. Second thought is that this is not a good option.

3. Carry a long straw broom with you. When he approaches, gently shoe it away. Just carefully push it away in the direction you want it to go...back into the closest line to water. If you do this use much caution and I'd wear heavy leather boots just in case..
They are smarter than they look, usually....
It will eventually get the idea and should quit bothering you. Just be consistent and gentle. It'll learn.

If you enjoy it's company and want it around, then treat it like you would any other wild animal. Don't trust it 100%, and keep a broom handle nearby. Don't let grandchildren too close with supervision. Never allow children around it without supervision. Never feed it, or let anyone else feed it. That includes neighbors. The only way you can prevent that is by talking to them about the fact that he adopted you and one thing you'd like is a friendly around instead of a mean one. Teach them how he will get acclimated to being fed if they ever do that or leave meat scraps out....then your friend might have to be destroyed......Remind them occasionally since they might be tempted. Show them how you direct him with the side bristles of a long straw broom. I'd buy them a broom like that if he gets friendly with them too. Teach them by demonstration when he's over there so they can try for themselves supervised the first time. This might prevent a future unfortunate experience with them. You just use it with the bristles to the ground like you were sweeping her away. Keep it between you and it as a barrier and sweep in the direction it should go but extremely sloooow. Be patient. They are more like sleepy basset hounds than a Chihuahua.

Animals and humans CAN live in harmony even if they aren't dogs. My late Dad was extremely blessed by one of my gators. He liked him as much as any dog. That made for some good memories. They both liked each other and spoke to each other. Yes, they communicate. You'll learn the different tones of grunts, hisses, etc. They are very interesting modern day "dinosaurs."



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Family comes from old pioneering stock grew up around their farms.
Gators were never in the mi, but other predators were.

If it would kill chickens,
eat eggs,
threaten cows or hogs of any size,
or pose any risk to humans. It died.

They mostly didn't like any snakes. They died too.

And gator that got too friendly?
"He was just too friendly!"

"But now he's tasty."


Are fish cleaning stations on the bayou, near the camp,
A good idea?

Thinking maybe put the crap in a bucket, and move it away.

Hillbilly here.
Things in the water that can eat me are foreign,
And creepy.


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Originally Posted by Dillonbuck
Family comes from old pioneering stock grew up around their farms.
Gators were never in the mi, but other predators were.

If it would kill chickens,
eat eggs,
threaten cows or hogs of any size,
or pose any risk to humans. It died.

They mostly didn't like any snakes. They died too.

And gator that got too friendly?
"He was just too friendly!"

"But now he's tasty."


Are fish cleaning stations on the bayou, near the camp,
A good idea?

Thinking maybe put the crap in a bucket, and move it away.

Hillbilly here.
Things in the water that can eat me are foreign,
And creepy.







The fish cleaning stations are 50 yds away, some a lot closer. The birds really like like the offal as do the turtles.

The gators are just a regular fact of life in the whole area. Problem gators are handeled quickly with just a phone call. Itā€™s not uncommon to see dead ones along the highways that have been hit by vehicles.

Itā€™s part of the ambiance.


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You got grandkids that may visit this camp? Yes/No. Kill it anyway.


You got dogs that may visit this camp? Yes/No. Kill it anyway.



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I had a Rattlesnake do that . He started following somebody else one day and we never saw him again.


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