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Under normal circumstances I’d ask you gals to leave me something.
But since you’re from Oregon…
LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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You guys are toasty!
Okay now, we aren't laying thermometers out on the sunny deck?
I was reading that this is a 1 in 1000 year heat wave.
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Under normal circumstances I’d ask you gals to leave me something.
But since you’re from Oregon…
LOL You’re in my Will. 🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
“Molon Labe”
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You guys are toasty!
Okay now, we aren't laying thermometers out on the sunny deck?
I was reading that this is a 1 in 1000 year heat wave. Pfft...No, Sam, I’m going off a rectal thermometer. LoL 🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
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One of those remote sensor units?!
(ouch)
Last edited by SamOlson; 06/27/21.
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I gotta go to bed but in all sincerity, I wouldn’t mind if everyone out that way died.
God bless,
Dave the Flave
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Some days I'm sorta glad we live at a little elevation.
It only hit 103F this afternoon and has now cooled down to a toasty 100.
You OR folks, Mr Flintlocke, and others over the other side of the Cascades..................................don't melt.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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Not to rub it in, but after almost a month of temps in the 90's - the highest I saw today was 54.
Need some sun for the wells - been hauling water for 3 weeks, now.
Just enough clouds to mess with the solar - but not enough rain to put water in the dirt tanks!
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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wow. crazy All; It's 107°F in the shade at our place right now. Supposed to hit 113° by mid week, but it's a dry heat..  Stay cool and hydrated all. Dwayne Vegas has odds that Portland meets or exceeds Las Vegas all time high of 117 tomorrow at 17%.
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All; It's 107°F in the shade at our place right now. Supposed to hit 113° by mid week, but it's a dry heat.. Stay cool and hydrated all. Dwayne that has to be close to a record up in the BC okanagan
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ribka; Good evening to you sir, I hope you're cool and well watered - have had enough to drink - you know.... It's likely a record for this time of year for sure. The little village that's closest to us doesn't really have "official weather", but they broke records for today in Osoyoos, Kelowna and Kamloops today, so likely here too. We'll see it this hot in late July and early August every few years, but this early in the year is a first for me and we've been here since '84. Stay cool and stay hydrated - yes that sounds better than drink lots doesn't it? All the best. Dwayne
The most important stuff in life isn't "stuff"
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Well, when it rains, it just pours tap water !
Update...1:30 AM Pacific Standard Time...76* degrees inside an A/C room.
Beav is dead asleep, next to wifey....At least I thought I was until my eyelids were pierced by a searing bright light from my Scorpion flashlight.
I raise a hand to fight the search light from my face, trying to speak with a casual sounding WHAT THE FÛCK IS WRONG !!!
The usual angelic voice of my wifey was replaced with a growling, demonic voice saying, “Husband, the dog got sick and shît all over the carpet”
The alcoholic beverages I consumed the day before made me want to say, “He’s yours, deal with it”. But the smell of 76* degree heated dog shît caught my beaver snout...And I sat up fast, scanning the darkened room...
Wifey, I say...Can you turn a light on? Wifey says “I didn’t want to wake you up”.....I’m laughing now, saying, “women that ship sailed when you decided to burn my retinas with my flashlight.”
Holy cows asses ! The stench was overpowering. I look over by the French Doors and see the massive mess our Danner The Boot dog had made. Impressive, if it wasn’t for the mix of diarrhea that played second string to his solids. Just sickening !
This has major suck written everywhere. It’s all hands on deck....Wifey, grab the garbage can, find gloves, bleach spray - fook the carpet being bleach stained - it’s gonna be ripped out with a remodel.
Wifey is making her way around the house gathering needed items....Me? I need to make a cup of coffee....10 minutes later, Beave’s in the game. Ball sack swaying and sticking to each leg as I move about calling out orders on how to proceed with coffee mug in my paws....I did offer the cup to my bride, but she refused....Her loss.
I go live with a glove, bleach spray, and a rag after wifey had removed the solid material from the carpet...It was a lot of rinse - repeat for 30 minutes. I easily worked up a sweat in this heat....Wifey is drenched as well. Dog? Well, dog boy had sheepishly took himself outside and is watching us work through the French Doors...Figure he’s thinking, yeah, I did that, my bad.
Bucket of water suds, towels, bleach spray, and more towels,,,,,,We finally got the room back to where it smelled between a Hospital ER and a dog kennel.
Beav is still drinking his coffee as he types this. Christ, I’ve got a headache. Maybe it’s time to crack a beer.
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PS
The dog was taken outside several times during the day and before bed....Little SOB refused to get off the deck in this heat and do his business. I figure Beav sleeping under a booze coma and wifey in not much better shape, missed the clues when Danner Boot decided it was Go Time. Oh, well...Today it’s only supposed to be 114* degrees.
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
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Well, when it rains, it just pours tap water !
Update...1:30 AM Pacific Standard Time...76* degrees inside an A/C room.
Beav is dead asleep, next to wifey....At least I thought I was until my eyelids were pierced by a searing bright light from my Scorpion flashlight.
I raise a hand to fight the search light from my face, trying to speak with a casual sounding WHAT THE FÛCK IS WRONG !!!
The usual angelic voice of my wifey was replaced with a growling, demonic voice saying, “Husband, the dog got sick and shît all over the carpet”
The alcoholic beverages I consumed the day before made me want to say, “He’s yours, deal with it”. But the smell of 76* degree heated dog shît caught my beaver snout...And I sat up fast scanning the darkened room...
Wifey, I say...Can you turn a light on? Wifey says “I didn’t want to wake you up”.....I’m laughing now, saying, “women that ship sailed when you decided to burn my retinas with my flashlight.”
Holy cows asses ! The stench was overpowering. I look over by the French Doors and see the massive mess our Danner The Boot dog had made. Impressive, if it wasn’t for the mix of diarrhea that played second string to his solids. Just sickening !
This has major suck written everywhere. It’s all hands on deck....Wifey, grab the garbage can, find gloves, bleach spray - fook the carpet being bleach stained - it’s gonna be ripped out with a remodel.
Wifey is making her way around the house gathering needed items....Me? I need to make a cup of coffee....10 minutes later, Beave’s in the game. Ball sack swaying and sticking to each leg as I move about calling out orders on how to proceed with coffee mug in my paws....I did offer the cup to my bride, but she refused....Her loss.
I go live with a glove, bleach spray, and a rag after wifey had removed the solid material from the carpet...It was a lot of rinse - repeat for 30 minutes. I easily worked up a sweat in this heat....Wifey is drenched as well. Dog? Well, dog boy had sheepishly took himself outside and is watching us work through the French Doors...Figure he’s thinking, yeah, I did that, my bad.
Bucket of water suds, towels, bleach spray, and more towels,,,,,,We finally got the room back to where it smelled between a Hospital ER and a dog kennel.
Beav is still drinking his coffee as he types this. Christ, I’ve got a headache. Maybe it’s time to crack a beer.
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PS
The dog was taken outside several times during the day and before bed....Little SOB refused to get off the deck in this heat and do his business. I figure Beav sleeping under a booze coma and wifey in not much better shape, missed the clues when Danner Boot decided it was Go Time. Oh, well...Today it’s only supposed to be 114* degrees.
In that situation, a razor knife, dumpster and a call to the local flooring store this morning would’ve been in order.
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Well, when it rains, it just pours tap water !
Update...1:30 AM Pacific Standard Time...76* degrees inside an A/C room.
Beav is dead asleep, next to wifey....At least I thought I was until my eyelids were pierced by a searing bright light from my Scorpion flashlight.
I raise a hand to fight the search light from my face, trying to speak with a casual sounding WHAT THE FÛCK IS WRONG !!!
The usual angelic voice of my wifey was replaced with a growling, demonic voice saying, “Husband, the dog got sick and shît all over the carpet”
The alcoholic beverages I consumed the day before made me want to say, “He’s yours, deal with it”. But the smell of 76* degree heated dog shît caught my beaver snout...And I sat up fast scanning the darkened room...
Wifey, I say...Can you turn a light on? Wifey says “I didn’t want to wake you up”.....I’m laughing now, saying, “women that ship sailed when you decided to burn my retinas with my flashlight.”
Holy cows asses ! The stench was overpowering. I look over by the French Doors and see the massive mess our Danner The Boot dog had made. Impressive, if it wasn’t for the mix of diarrhea that played second string to his solids. Just sickening !
This has major suck written everywhere. It’s all hands on deck....Wifey, grab the garbage can, find gloves, bleach spray - fook the carpet being bleach stained - it’s gonna be ripped out with a remodel.
Wifey is making her way around the house gathering needed items....Me? I need to make a cup of coffee....10 minutes later, Beave’s in the game. Ball sack swaying and sticking to each leg as I move about calling out orders on how to proceed with coffee mug in my paws....I did offer the cup to my bride, but she refused....Her loss.
I go live with a glove, bleach spray, and a rag after wifey had removed the solid material from the carpet...It was a lot of rinse - repeat for 30 minutes. I easily worked up a sweat in this heat....Wifey is drenched as well. Dog? Well, dog boy had sheepishly took himself outside and is watching us work through the French Doors...Figure he’s thinking, yeah, I did that, my bad.
Bucket of water suds, towels, bleach spray, and more towels,,,,,,We finally got the room back to where it smelled between a Hospital ER and a dog kennel.
Beav is still drinking his coffee as he types this. Christ, I’ve got a headache. Maybe it’s time to crack a beer.
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PS
The dog was taken outside several times during the day and before bed....Little SOB refused to get off the deck in this heat and do his business. I figure Beav sleeping under a booze coma and wifey in not much better shape, missed the clues when Danner Boot decided it was Go Time. Oh, well...Today it’s only supposed to be 114* degrees.
I’d blow it’s fugking brains out.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Mrs. Beaver really hit the scratch off lotto !
LMAO
FUGK CCP
It’s time to WAKE UP
GOD BLESS THE USA
WWG1WGA
THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES
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already a hot sticky one here.
My diploma is a DD214
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Stay as cool as you can good Folks!
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Mrs. Beaver really hit the scratch off lotto !
LMAO Thanks, Bob for noticing. You’re boyfriend did good too ! 🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
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Yup, just finished putting a window AC unit left over from my business days in our bedroom after trying and failing to sleep last night. I'm of the biased opinion that 97 degrees at 9:30 in the morning is just too damned hot....
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