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You'd think they give those away here in mountain home , Arkansas - especially the White one's . But wow they are a good looking truck

Lol, or a Baja.........

They were just popping in for their 5th covtard shot. Needed to get topped off.

My work for a company tearing down houses to put a highway thru town. This old guy would move his beautiful old car for garage to garage ahead of the crew. One day they couldn’t find him to move it. The excavator operator said don’t worry then stuck the grapple bucket thru the roof of the garage 3-4 times and came out with the car! Dropped it in a dump truck added some trash and off to the land fill. The Forman call the guys at the land fill and told them to bury that load ASAP. Few day later the police came looking for the car. But no one had seen it!

Pretty shïtty thing to do.

Oh for Christ’s sake tell me you haven’t grown a conscience?!

It could be, or just an XL. There are tons of the biggest SUV's - Expedition XL, Excursion, Suburban, etc. around here. To do more than basic shopping means an 80 mile trip to Twin, or twice that to Boise (+ return). Because of that lots of folks look for a dedicated shopping outfit that can haul a couple of week's bounty for the family. As it turns out, there are many services that offer pickup and return to the Boise airport for skiers that use these big SUV's, then sell them off at so many miles, and folks pounce on them for the city runs...call them "Conestogas."

Hey now....I hear those things can go 200,000 miles with only a couple frame replacements.

Haha!

BS. If this really happened the car was stolen and someone would have been reporting.

Don’t see any handicap markings. Do you?

One of the funniest things I've seen is A$$HOLE PARKING. I was in a restaurant with the wife and we were seated next to an outside window that looked out over the parking lot. Two cars approached a couple of open parking spots beside the Handicap parking at about the same time. One of the cars was a brand new Challenger, all shined up, pretty car. It was driven by an early 20 something guy and he had a girl about the same age with him. The other car had a middle aged couple.

The young couple in the Challenger cruised up to the three open spots and swung in parking long ways across all three spots! I assume this was to keep other cars from parking beside him and potentially dinging his car with their doors or something. The middle age guy driving the other car had some conversation with the driver of the Challenger and it appeared to get a little heated. Middle age couple drive off and the younger Challenger couple come into the restaurant where they get seated at a table in the center of the dining area. A bit later I see the middle aged couple back, the guy gets out and with what looks like kids sidewalk chalk and writes something on the parking lot across the three parking places. When I left the restaurant I walked by to see what the guy had written - A$$HOLE PARKING. It was a beautiful thing!

^^^ Pretty funny.

I told my wife I was going to go up to the kid with the Porche with my keys sticking out from between my fingers and say "Hey man, there's some guy about to key the schidt out of your Porsche if you don't go move it out of that handicapped spot."

We all did stupid schidt when we were kids.

Never did em in a new Porsche though.

I would also and would not be moving for him. He appears to be another millennial moron.

We stopped at the Texas steakhouse in Chillicothe, OH this afternoon and after I got out of our car I saw an older Lincoln parked in a "Reserved For Veterans" spot straddling the line and taking up two spots. The was a Trump/Pence sticker on the rear bumper. At least he was a local.

Think this is all bad, watched this poor older gentlemen try to back his boat into the water last weekend. Every time he got to where it looked like he was going to do it. He would stop, pull ahead and try again. He kept getting farther from the water. As we walked up you could hear his wife giving him directions and telling him each time he was wrong. I don't care how bad you are, to have a old lady giving you directions you will never have it worse.

Bump

100 % spot on in this area

I used to work in a business where my window looked straight out on the pump island of the gas station next door, I was amazed at how often that happened. It had never occured to me that someone would even think about it.
My favorite by far was when a comely young blonde pulled up to the pumps in her Magnum PI Ferrari, got out, looked around, and figured out that her gas cap was on the side away from the pumps. She jumps back in, revs it up, dumps the clutch, does a squealing bat turn in the parking lot and pulls up to the other side of the pump island, jumps out, and slowly realizes that her gas cap is still on the wrong side.

They just got to Tennessee from Illinois, still got the hauler coupled. Trying to return it...did not know they could do a one way rental...