Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire Been getting these text messages

I know it’s a monday and sheeit. I think. lol

But....

Plenty of fish aye? Hit her up if she isnt a hawg.

Had a hacker friend get into Slums phone...his reply: "bring it on, stop on the way and get a McRib sammie".

It's a virus, not a dating site. Hopefully you did not click on anything- block and delete.

Some guys have all the luck........

I get that crap, started recently

Yes I've got them. Block and delete. There's always a scam going on.

I’m not a 74 year old dumbfouck

lol

NO, never click on the stuff.

And for guys on here plagued with car warranty scams, don’t answer and engage, don’t even answer and hang up. Just don’t answer. Let it ring itself out and then go into your call block menu and block the number.
Yeah, they’ll still do it a dozen times with a slightly different number.

I finally got them withered down.


But now this,

Same thing though. I went through and blocked all the “4 other persons” too

I’m sure the ones I get are legit, I just don’t reply because I don’t want to lead them on ... rejection is a tough teacher,.. I’m guessing

Oh yeah baby....come on over

I like the blonde

Them are some hawties. Probably be good if you had some Crystal on hand though.

BobBrown would jump at either of those. Beats the hell out of his crosseyed, toothless brothers and sisters he's been bangin' his whole life. Lvmiker would go for it too if he could still get it up. It'd be the best lookin piece he's had in at least 30 years.

I had a young woman (supposedly) reach out to me recently. This is our conversation. Clearly I am out of touch with hooking up on the internet





I think she blocked me after that

Dude!!!

That was legit

Damn you know they skanks when your computer gets a virus and you get a STD!

Maybe Hapless Cramper can lead us in a group prayer over this.

A hawt chick named Tina? Sounds legit.

I bet she has an even hawter sister named Suzy.

More HAWT Tennessee womens?

He can certainly play the Long winded Southern Baptist preacher part.

Went to grannies church once for annual reunion / “dinner in the grounds”


Yankees / PNW prolly don’t do “dinner on the grounds”

Anyway. Guest preacher, who was once the preacher 5 preachers ago, got on a good roll.

The kind where his toupee’ gets to flopping.

Country church. A “winder unit” or 2 to cool the place.

Starting to worry if the tater salad was gonna spoil from the heat......

Ms Shirley sure could make some good tater salad.

He finally realized the hint when folks were starting to fix their plates....