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Hilarious thread!


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Church Supper Rule #1:

Only eat what you bring yourself or stuff brought by those you know. Some folks apparently don’t have refrigerators or maybe calendars…


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Church people will steal the lid to your Slow Cooker.

I know Baptists will


Just bring aluminum foil over your chili-helper-mac

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Originally Posted by slumlord
I know it’s a monday and sheeit. I think. lol

But....



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You need to get right with the Jesus.
And cancel your creampie cathy membership....
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Originally Posted by Theoldpinecricker
Yes I've got them. Block and delete. There's always a scam going on.


Yep. I’ve been getting them here lately. I just block the source and associate numbers. Then delete. Seems to work.


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Ask for a current photo. She would never lie.


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Was teasing the wife for getting those sexy text messages and come-ons for the last few months.

Should've kept my mouth shut, now I get them too.

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church potlucks where the "once a year family" comes with all their disabled kids. may god bless them, but let me hit the line first.


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Heavy weight Champions of Ugly!!


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Originally Posted by JakeBlues
Ask for a current photo. She would never lie.



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Originally Posted by KFWA
I had a young woman (supposedly) reach out to me recently. This is our conversation. Clearly I am out of touch with hooking up on the internet

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I think she blocked me after that


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Originally Posted by rem141r
church potlucks where the "once a year family" comes with all their disabled kids. may god bless them, but let me hit the line first.

We’ e got one of those famblys at church. They got a couple of special needs kids and since they’re such experts at raising them, they foster another 2 or 3.

They win about half of the door prizes at our wild game supper. Just by statistical default.

(Us members don’t put in for our own door prizes) just guests

Litter feller bout as smart as a chunk of firewood, won our shotgun give away.

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Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by JakeBlues
Ask for a current photo. She would never lie.



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That a photo of AKPENISSUCKER???


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Pegasus?


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Bestest thread in a coon's age.

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I talked with Gina for 4 1/2 hours and got a bill for $1700. WTH? She seemed nice.


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Originally Posted by slumlord
Church people will steal the lid to your Slow Cooker.

I know Baptists will


Just bring aluminum foil over your chili-helper-mac


My grannie and her sisters all had those free address labels on the Tupperware and cheap ass spoons.

Wouldn’t take the good spoons.

The knew ol sister Margaret had the sticky fingers.

Address labels with hummingbirds and snowmen.

“Beula Claire Massingale
154 Whipporwill Lane
Countrytown Ms “.

Put a piece of scotch tape over to keep it from getting wet.


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Originally Posted by slumlord
Oh yeah baby....come on over


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This may be the perfect dessert for those two heavenly blessed beauties.


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Originally Posted by sawbuck
Originally Posted by slumlord
Oh yeah baby....come on over


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This may be the perfect dessert for those two heavenly blessed beauties.


My first thought was damn, what a yeast infection!
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Originally Posted by slumlord
I know it’s a monday and sheeit. I think. lol

But....



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Based on the spelling, Tina is actually Rory.


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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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