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My Dad says that he's a Yankee because he was born near Winnsboro La.

That Moteasuhs tribe is kin to the Moanbacks.......

Incestual group.

Don't forget the Holdedos.

I heard the bullets whining and the sirens wail
Took half the cops in Dallas county to put
this coon-ass boy in jail - CDB

LOL. Haven’t heard that Charlie Daniels song in a long Damn time, Mike! Hope you are doing well !

Hey Neal, I'm still kickin'.

So it's a french speaking cracker?

Another name for Cajun people. The North Louisiana Red necks use it as a derogatory term. The Coonasses use it as an affectionate term for each other.
There are Cajuns that live North of Interstate 10 but it isn't far North. I work with a bunch, about half the Crew.

Jack, I think you nailed it !

Thanks ! I had forgoten that tribes name.

This Cajun joke really should be told in person to get the full effect but here it goes.

A Cajun buys a Montana drop camp hunt for the trifecta, Mule Deer, Elk and Bear. The outfitter takes his pack train and leads the Cajun way in the back country and drops the Cajun off at his campsite.

He asks the Cajun how long he wants to stay before he rides back to pick him up. The Cajun said "tree days" The old outfitter says" three days ! you'll be lucky to kill deer let alone a Elk and a Bear too ! But the Cajun is insistent that he can do it in 2 days the 3rd day is to do a little fishing.

Unable to change the Cajuns mind the outfitter leaves him.

On the 3rd day the outfitter tells one of his wranglers to saddle up and we'll go check on that crazy Cajun. But when they arrives at the Cajuns camp they are astonished to see a great 4x4 mulie, a 6x6 elk and a large bear hanging from a game pole. The outfitter goes over and inspects the animals and then walks over to the Cajun and says " I can't believe you got all three animals, Nobody and I mean no body takes three trophies like that in 3 days. There only one thing puzzles me, the deer and elk were shot perfectly through the heart, but the bear has holes in both paws and one hole right between the eyes, how did that happen?

The Cajun replied Oh, the bear was tryin to get the Q-Beam out of his eyes......

Pretty sure a coonazzz is a guy who’s willing to eat what all other right minded Cajunz won’t, and killz all the coil deer each year in ‘bamy and ol miss. I’m also pretty sure Coonazzz is a compliment, at least to some of the guys I’ve hunted with.

I can only go by old stories of kin folk, they said they were slaves. If it ain’t that, I don’t know for sure. Had kin folk through another line that were supposed white slaves here in “the new world” even before the Mayflower landed, they had whaling colonies.


Black folk had it bad didn’t they…Victim mentality

A Cajun momma’s wisdom:

Ole lady hanging out clothes and heard a car drive up. Went inside and her daughter threw her bags on the floor.

What’s wrong baby?
Momma I’m leaving that bastard.
Why baby?
Cause all he wants is drinking beer, LSU sports and anal sex, I’ve had it.
Ohh baby that’s bad.
Yes it is momma and before we married my little pa tutti was the size of a silver dime and now it’s as big as a silver dollar!
Ohhh baby dats bad but can I ask you something?
Of course momma.
Dats a new BMW out there?
Yes momma.
And when you visited a few months ago you had a new Audi?
Yes momma.
He’s the most successful oilman in Houston?
Well, yes momma.
You took two vacations last year?
Yes momma.

And you gonna give up all that scchitt over 90 f’kn cents!!!

They were brought in by The King because the French males would not farm. Most went native and enjoyed the life in the woods. The Germans were all about farming and cutting trees down! Most came from Alsace and Lorraine regions. This was around 1720-30. There was a quote from Louis Juchereau de St. Denis while he was commandant of the Poste des Nachitos that the only way he could tell the difference between his men and Les Sauvages was his men had beards!

There were also several regiments of Germans in Louis XV army. Some were sent to Martinique. And many ended up at Mobile, And other frontier posts like Manchac, Marapas, Toulouse, and Nachitos at one time or another. They had the option to settle when their tour of duty was over.

Here’s another interesting story;


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casquette_girl

Yup, it basically means Cajuns. They, nor anyone else I know, considers it to be a derogatory term. It's always been used in a fun, endearing manner as long as I've been around them, which is all my life.

Ironically, it comes from the French word connasse which basically means "stupid bitch" or "c*unt" in French. Most coonasses don't know that though. I didn't know that until I had a French friend tell me when I started talking about Louisiana Cajuns and mentioned "coonass" to him, then he snickered and told me what it meant in French. At any rate nobody seems to take offense to it and I know many fine coonasses.

Spot on! They are kinda archaic terms but Louisiana French is 17th-18th century French! So!

Check out the tail flash on the Louisiana ANG F-4. Coonass Milita They used it until 1992 if I recall correctly - I am surprised that they were able to use it that long.

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