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Kinda reminds me of the story. Seems there was this guy that was always sitting in a lawn chair in the shade drinking beer while his wife mowed the yard. The old biddy that lived across the street would get incensed every time she looked out and saw this lady mowing and sweating while the guy just sat in the shade and watched her mow. On a particularly hot summer morning the old biddy could take no more. She slammed the front door as she stormed out and marched across the street to confront this scoundrel. She marches up to him and says " Sir, I can't believe you can just sit here in the shade drinking beer while that lovely young lady is out there mowing the grass, while its hot as blue blases out. You ought to be hung". The guy smiles takes a swig of his beer and slowly lifts up his shade and replies, " I am, and that's why she's mowing the yard". ya! GWB
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Kinda reminds me of the story. Seems there was this guy that was always sitting in a lawn chair in the shade drinking beer while his wife mowed the yard. The old biddy that lived across the street would get incensed every time she looked out and saw this lady mowing and sweating while the guy just sat in the shade and watched her mow. On a particularly hot summer morning the old biddy could take no more. She slammed the front door as she stormed out and marched across the street to confront this scoundrel. She marches up to him and says " Sir, I can't believe you can just sit here in the shade drinking beer while that lovely young lady is out there mowing the grass, while its hot as blue blases out. You ought to be hung". The guy smiles takes a swig of his beer and slowly lifts up his shade and replies, " I am, and that's why she's mowing the yard". ya! GWB Precisely!! Explains to me why I am still mowing the yard!
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Kinda reminds me of the story. Seems there was this guy that was always sitting in a lawn chair in the shade drinking beer while his wife mowed the yard. The old biddy that lived across the street would get incensed every time she looked out and saw this lady mowing and sweating while the guy just sat in the shade and watched her mow. On a particularly hot summer morning the old biddy could take no more. She slammed the front door as she stormed out and marched across the street to confront this scoundrel. She marches up to him and says " Sir, I can't believe you can just sit here in the shade drinking beer while that lovely young lady is out there mowing the grass, while its hot as blue blases out. You ought to be hung". The guy smiles takes a swig of his beer and slowly lifts up his shade and replies, " I am, and that's why she's mowing the yard". ya! GWB Precisely!! Gotta keep 'em satisfied, eh?
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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We`ve all played those games Geno. Nice pig! I have never hunted those at all.
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Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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For uncle Johnny!!! Haha Yeah, but it doesn't fit ya any more, Jud !
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We`ve all played those games Geno. Nice pig! I have never hunted those at all. He came to me at the top of the mountain above camp. Like that deer in the other story, before putting on my pack after lunch I decided to glass before moving. Little sucker walked right up a little drainage with his buddy and stopped about 15 yard away. Right about 5K'. I was working with a severely arthritic knee at the time. It was a fun climb down that sumbish. I made him into a suitcase after I gutted him. Tied his feet up with some paracord and carried him down that way, along with the 20lb day back and the pistol. Thank heavens for the yucca hiking stick in the other hand. That's the top of the mountain in the center background a mile or so distant straight line. There's a creekbed to the right of that hill on the right of the pic I use to walk back in there. Old mine diggin's up there, washed out road helps some getting about 1/2 way up. Pic is from the year after I took that guy. Snowed that trip.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Roughing it in elk camp
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"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
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Sunset, javelina camp, 2012. A few folks may have left or not arrived yet. Seasons run from Jan until March depending on the tag drawn. Usually a tent trailer between the two 5th wheels, and another camp or two 100 yards or so down the road at the next flat spot opening in the brush. I take the spot across the road near the UTV trailer.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Roughing it in elk camp I do like that picture Bob. Would love to meet you and the boys someday. And that little feller from the other pic!
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So, who's seen anything at all like this? ALIENS??? I come out to go to work and find this pile of gravel near the wheel of the truck. Look closely, there's a gravel parking spot under the truck mixed in with those weeds there. Likely where the pebbles came from. I'm guessing raccoons, which fed in the nectarine and apple trees there. And there was another pile in front of the truck as I recall. And there's no kids in the area and the adults around there would have been too lazy to go to all that work:
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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ya! GWB
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ya! GWB Fine weapon and knife with some Bugler and Zig-Zags and a CAN of Modelo. Iconoclast you are!
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Definitive proof......
Decades of voting for the lesser of two evils has gotten us just that.....
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Definitive proof...... Not quite in the woods but close!!
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Pards 12 point archery.
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My best 8 point. Firearms, 5 days after the above 12 archery buck. 22-250 with a 60 grain Partition.
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In 1996 I hunted Grizz in South Central Alaska. It was a fantastic experience and challenged everything I had. We saw two giant bears that eluded us due to wind shift and loud crunchy snow conditions. The following year my guide took his son out and killed one of them...just a freaking stud of an interior bear.
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