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Glad to see you back in action. Missed your tales. Figured you got caught fishing in your neighbors pond.
Hasbeen
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(Better a has been than a never was!)
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Try to live your life where the preacher doesn't have to lie at your funeral
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With 6 pages already I would say more than a "few" care!
Two things came to mind while reading your list of tribulations:
One was something I picked up on this website a few years ago which I call the Optimist's Creed. "From the time that you're born til you ride in a hearse, there's nothing so bad that it couldn't get worse."
The other is a passage from Isaiah chapter 40 verse 31: "But they that that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run and not be weary and they shall walk and not faint."
Good luck to you. May you have as many days as you want.
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I heard eye stroke happens to those who watch too much porn or pics of Hillary Clinton.
Its all right to be white!!
Stupidity left unattended will run rampant
Don't argue with stupid people, They will drag you down to their level and then win by experience
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My wife ran over my car and then her car went to schitt. When you get to it, gotta fill us in. Best wishes !
Roy
What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.
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Waterboarding isn't illegal if you use diesel
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I heard eye stroke happens to those who watch too much porn or pics of Hillary Clinton. 
Roy
What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.
The Dildō Of Consequence Rarely Arrives Lubed
Waterboarding isn't illegal if you use diesel
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I heard eye stroke happens to those who watch too much porn or pics of Hillary Clinton. Arggghh. There be no truth in that Matey!
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It all sounds worse when it's stacked up in one paragraph. I'm basically okay now, but it's keeps me on edge,.....waiting for the other shoe to drop and all that.
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I heard eye stroke happens to those who watch too much porn or pics of Hillary Clinton. I think you’re getting confused. It’s a proven fact that looking at images of Hillary causes a burned retina, or in severe cases, causes the looker to turn to stone.
Progressives are the most open minded, tolerant, and inclusive people on the planet, as long as you agree with everything they say, and do exactly as you're told.
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It all sounds worse when it's stacked up in one paragraph. I'm basically okay now, but it's keeps me on edge,.....waiting for the other shoe to drop and all that. Ya gotta' be tough and push all of the negative thoughts behind you. If you hang on to them, they'll keep popping up. Look for a glass half full about yourself.
It's official. I missed the selfie deadline so I'm Maser's sock puppet because rene and the Polish half of the fubar twins have decided that I am.
ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ μολὼν λαβέ
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We've squabbled in the huddle before, Bristoe, but I hope things smooth out and stay that way for you. Be well.
Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
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Nothing a Fall trip to Ocracoke won't make better.
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I was just thinking about you the other day.
You hadn't posted in a while and I hoped the covid hadn't made you ill.
It sounds as though a roll of duct tape and some bailing wire is all you need.LOL
Glad you're back.
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Damn glad you are still kicking. This place has been missing something and I blame you.
My brother had the eye stroke this year and still can't see much out of it. I hope you fare better and have good medical help.
All the tin and house repairs suck up time and money, but you health is not to let deteriorate.
Get strong and keep posting.
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Missed your inimitable humor.
. Don't make us break out a dictionary! LOL I'm a professional wordsmith... but a retired geezer. When it comes to vocabulary, gotta use it or lose it.  L.W.
"Always go straight forward, and if you meet the devil, cut him in two and go between the pieces." (William Sturgis, clipper ship captain, 1830s.)
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Glad to see your OK. This whole time, I was worried that your cane patch had grown back.
I'm here to increase my social credit score and rub elbows with some of the highest rollers on the internet.
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Glad your back Bristoe. Hope you get better soon.
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
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Glad you ain't dead Bristoe...Good to see a post or two again...
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It's good to hear you are still among the living B. This place needs a bit of humor. I hope that did not go away when those stones passed.
kwg
For liberals and anarchists, power and control is opium, selling envy is the fastest and easiest way to get it. TRR. American conservative. Never trust a white liberal. Malcom X Current NRA member.
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You have to stick around, who else will argue with me about new make spirit being ruined by spending time in an oak barrel?
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Yeah,...the eye is back now,....kinda.
I got 3 doctors lined up this week.
I just learned about platelets. They tell me 450,000 is high. I'm running about 550 to 600,000.
,...oh well.
65 is where the male members of my family move on, anyway,...and I hit 65 here wile back.
My wife is all neurotic about it,....I'm just kinda goin' with the flow at this point.
Way I see it,...I've been trapped In this monkey long enough. Sorry to hear of all your troubles , wifes a lab person Platelet count is not an end of the world number
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