Yer one of those elitists, aintcha?
At our remote cabin I put a piece of plywood on the ground between a triangle if trees, drape a tarp around them, hang one of those sun-heater sacks filled with water from the cook stove above and we and the skeeters are good to go. If feeling up-town, I lay some planks from the cabin door to the "shower".
Jeeze man, live a little!