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Then add hearing problems and talking through walls
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I probably would have said body parts.
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When my wife and daughter were planning her wedding, I tried to avoid too much involvement.
But one day I walked in the door and they were at it again- my wife looked up and asked "How long is an eight foot table?"
Dramatic pause..."Is this a trick question?"
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Funny and understandable. Some women start a conversation in the middle, then seem upset that you have no idea what they are talking about. Its just the voices in her head leaking out.
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Two, or three gallons of lard.
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What about when they dont say anything but think they did.......?
Theyre all nuts.
Some worse than others.
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When my wife and daughter were planning her wedding, I tried to avoid too much involvement.
But one day I walked in the door and they were at it again- my wife looked up and asked "How long is an eight foot table?"
Dramatic pause..."Is this a trick question?" LOL When women plan a wedding I learned to get out of the way and shut up.
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Done... ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/prtBYYfP/0-D8-E2926-1-ECE-434-D-A3-CA-E10-F947-DD026.jpg) 🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
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Done... 🦫 After I found out what she actually wanted, that was the first thing that came to mind. I spent too much time packing them for Wilson Pack in Cherokee. As I recall, we shipped them all to Wilson and High Point, North Carolina. (Are they always packed in red tubs?)
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
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Funny and understandable. Some women start a conversation in the middle, then seem upset that you have no idea what they are talking about. I'm surrounded by 3 such females right now. 15 year old daughter, my wife and MIL. They'll blurt chit out like they're trying to guess the answer at charades. Makes no sense 70% of the time. Lol, For some reason I found that funny......
Paul
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molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Please,don't even get me started,i've tuned them out over the years.I use my hearing loss as an excuse,"Sorry,what? I didn' t hear you.""What was that?" My wife and daughters haven't given up completely,but i'm getting there.
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Done... 🦫 After I found out what she actually wanted, that was the first thing that came to mind. I spent too much time packing them for Wilson Pack in Cherokee. As I recall, we shipped them all to Wilson and High Point, North Carolina. (Are they always packed in red tubs?) I’m not sure about the red tub, but, I once went into a home to give a bid for interior painting and someone was boiling chitterlings or tripe. All I know, it was guts, and smelled horrible. 🤢🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
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Then it ain't just me. Whew!!! Your in good company
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Ignoring the questions don’t make them go away either. And they will ask the question three different ways if they don’t like the answer they got the first time.
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Funniest thread I've read in in a while.....after 2 marriages,
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When my wife and daughter were planning her wedding, I tried to avoid too much involvement.
But one day I walked in the door and they were at it again- my wife looked up and asked "How long is an eight foot table?"
Dramatic pause..."Is this a trick question?" LOL When women plan a wedding I learned to get out of the way and shut up. Yeah, you're not to be involved in the planning, but expected to pay for what's cooked up.
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That will teach her to ask.
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