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Campfire Oracle
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... of a peanut as he leaves the house: "I'll be back in a jif."
Damn skippy!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Growing up I had a neighbor that would say, “ to tell you the honest truth….” 😂
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire Tracker
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Wag more, bark less.
The freedoms we surrender today will be the freedoms our grandchildren will never know existed.
The men who wrote the Second Amendment didn't just finish a hunting trip, they just finished liberating a nation.
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Corollary: What’s the worst that can happen?
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Well, that didn’t work…………
To anger a conservative, lie to him. To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth.
Promoted to Turdlike status 03/17/12
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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hey are you about a size 14 ?
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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“When are you due”...?
And she’s not...!
Every day on this side of the ground is a win.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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That’s nothin’, watch this!
NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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"I did not have sexual relations with that woman "
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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"Their minds are dead" - Carmine Ricca
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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"Look at all the f&*^ing Mexicans" - Jim Bowie
Know fat, know flavor. No fat, no flavor.
I tried going vegan, but then realized it was a big missed steak.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Don't worry, I've got this...
μολὼν λαβέ
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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"Don't worry; it's not loaded". ( I'm surprised that hadn't popped up yet).
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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Mayor of Hiroshima:
What the f______ was that?
"Successful is leaving something in better shape than you inherited it in. Keep that in mind, son." Dad
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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“When are you due”...?
And she’s not...! Oopsie! 🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
“Molon Labe”
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I’m been innocently busted for calling a woman a Sir in stores...Woman that look like a dude should have a name tag that say’s “Hi, I’m Pat”
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Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
“Molon Labe”
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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"Look at all the f&*^ing Mexicans" - Jim Bowie No Doubt !
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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