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The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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I assume 99 percent of the memes here are borrowed
You've got to hand it to a blind prostitute
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I’m a backyard mechanic, of course my two-year-old daughter knows how to cuss.
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If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
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I’m a backyard mechanic, of course my two-year-old daughter knows how to cuss. Yep. Mine learned from a very young age as well. Makes a man proud.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
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I assume 99 percent of the memes here are borrowed 'tiss the point of memes, after all
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Man, you ain't gotta be a mechanic to say that - it sounds like a typical Christmas Eve at my house back when the kids were little trying to put that stupid made in china stuff together. 
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I assume 99 percent of the memes here are borrowed 'tiss the point of memes, after all Reminds me of the line in "Christmas Story" (talking about his dad) "He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master."
I may not be smart but I can lift heavy objects
I have a shotgun so I have no need for a 30-06.....
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“Montana seems to me to be what a small boy would think Texas is like from hearing Texans.”
John Steinbeck
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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Not a meme technically but so appropriate these days: ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/UqhXNR0.jpg)
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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No chit. At 55 I've lost my patience for working on vehicles. Told the wife when I was working on her house years ago that if a man from our family had a wrench, hammer, saw, or other tool in his hand, there was going to be some cussing. Just let it happen, we are fine, but typically dealing with messed up chit someone else did or impossibly engineered (or a misplaced tool). We all do good work with our hands (the guys in the family have always been talented in that regard) but that doesn't mean we don't pepper every project with some choice words! Thank you for the Honesty & Laugh Welder say a whole bunch more than just watch your eye's. A WHOLE Bunch more. Get a HOT dingle berry in your Ear , Belly Button or down your Shorts and you will know exactly what I am sayin. Fire in the hole! Nothing like hearing the hair in your ears burning!
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Welder say a whole bunch more than just watch your eye's.
A WHOLE Bunch more. Way long time ago I worked for an electric utility in power plant construction; specifically in a small pipe fabrication shop. To say welders and fitters cuss is like calling King Kong a monkey. Sailors could expand their vocabulary logarithmically as understudies to those guys.
“When Tyranny becomes Law, Rebellion becomes Duty”
Colossians 3:17 (New King James Version)
"And whatever you do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father through Him."
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Shootem when I worked for my Dad as a teenager in construction there was an immigrant master furniture maker from Hungary. Amazing skills. Could build a desk like a jigsaw puzzle with secret compartments all over the place.
Not that he would but if he were ever to get it in his head to wish you good morning you could bet it woulda been 35 word sting of thickly accented cusswords adjectives in between the Good and the Morning.
When a country is well governed, poverty and a mean condition are something to be ashamed of. When a country is ill governed, riches and honors are something to be ashamed of
. Confucius
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Shootem when I worked for my Dad as a teenager in construction there was an immigrant master furniture maker from Hungary. Amazing skills. Could build a desk like a jigsaw puzzle with secret compartments all over the place.
Not that he would but if he were ever to get it in his head to wish you good morning you could bet it woulda been 35 word sting of thickly accented cusswords adjectives in between the Good and the Morning. laffin. Some folks use cusswords like commas.
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“When Tyranny becomes Law, Rebellion becomes Duty”
Colossians 3:17 (New King James Version)
"And whatever you do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father through Him."
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Decades of voting for the lesser of two evils has gotten us just that.....
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Well, someone is going to have explain it to me. William Shatner and SpaceX … what’s the guy in the monkey suit about?
“My horn is full and my pouch is stocked with ball and patch. There is a new, sharp flint in my lock and my rifle and I are ready. It is sighted true and my eyes can still aim.”
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I’m not gonna be THAT guy
I sent you a pm
Decades of voting for the lesser of two evils has gotten us just that.....
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