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Was another time I was supposed to designated driver for dudes bachelor party.

Them dumb mfers kept buying me drinks. I was having more fun than them.

Then I got throwed outta there for taking my shirt off and threw it

couldnt get my shirt back, so had to bum a shirt off another dude out of stinky gym bag. Just to back in. They wouldnt let me wear a muscle shirt in there.

Finally back in and fuggers I aint even know bought me a couple shots. haha



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Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Canadian strippers are the best in the world.

Hands down.


Why? Were they more polite like the rest of the Canucks ? 😜


They don't use paper money in the strip joints.

Loonies and twoonies.

They would have welts by the end of the night from thrown coins.

Tough broads.


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Originally Posted by auk1124
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
I understand that you could go drinking at the strip joints in Canada at the age of 18.


What kinds of music do the Canadian strippers spread their cooters to? Nickelback? Bryan Adams?


LOL. Bryan Adams had a few good tunes. Never cared for Nickleback.


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Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by auk1124
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
I understand that you could go drinking at the strip joints in Canada at the age of 18.


What kinds of music do the Canadian strippers spread their cooters to? Nickelback? Bryan Adams?


LOL. Bryan Adams had a few good tunes. Never cared for Nickleback.


Van Halen - Panama gets those women twirling around the poles laugh






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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Canadian strippers are the best in the world.

Hands down.


Why? Were they more polite like the rest of the Canucks ? 😜


They don't use paper money in the strip joints.

Loonies and twoonies.

They would have welts by the end of the night from thrown coins.

Tough broads.


Damn ! I’m guessing your talking about Coins, Big Jim ?
I know nothing about Canada Money.

We used to bring Silver Mexican Peso’s back from Mexico, when we’d go shopping their as kids with our parents.
Don’t remember seeing any Mexican folding cash.
All the stores down there wanted to be paid with American Dollars. They’d give You Pesos in Change if you bought something. It was pretty much worthless, value wise.


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I may have been in most of the clubs mentioned in this song. Have a friend in the video. ‘‘Twas a long time ago.

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The Acropolis Steakhouse Portland. You could sit at the lower bar and have a steak ,cheese bread a cocktail while a completely nude woman dances over your dinner. Tff!
My sister in law would ask my brother if he was treating the rest of us (brothers) to a steak dinner while we were in town. Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?

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I've been places where getting laid was about as big a deal as blowing your nose. The ones in the US don't make any top ten story list.

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Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by Dillonbuck
Once.



Liar. Lol



Nope.
Only once.
Can't say I didn't see anything I wanted,
but not much on window shopping.

Next time through
Knoxville, I'm listening on the radio about the place being raided.
Don't need in that mess.


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Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Canadian strippers are the best in the world.

Hands down.


Why? Were they more polite like the rest of the Canucks ? 😜


They don't use paper money in the strip joints.

Loonies and twoonies.

They would have welts by the end of the night from thrown coins.

Tough broads.


Damn ! I’m guessing your talking about Coins, Big Jim ?
I know nothing about Canada Money.

We used to bring Silver Mexican Peso’s back from Mexico, when we’d go shopping their as kids with our parents.
Don’t remember seeing any Mexican folding cash.
All the stores down there wanted to be paid with American Dollars. They’d give You Pesos in Change if you bought something. It was pretty much worthless, value wise.


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Scarlett’s Ybor Strip in Tampa and Stateline Showgirls in Post Falls are my favorites.

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Originally Posted by auk1124
Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Canadian strippers are the best in the world.

Hands down.


Why? Were they more polite like the rest of the Canucks ? 😜


They don't use paper money in the strip joints.

Loonies and twoonies.

They would have welts by the end of the night from thrown coins.

Tough broads.


Damn ! I’m guessing your talking about Coins, Big Jim ?
I know nothing about Canada Money.

We used to bring Silver Mexican Peso’s back from Mexico, when we’d go shopping their as kids with our parents.
Don’t remember seeing any Mexican folding cash.
All the stores down there wanted to be paid with American Dollars. They’d give You Pesos in Change if you bought something. It was pretty much worthless, value wise.


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LMAO !!!


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Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by auk1124
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
I understand that you could go drinking at the strip joints in Canada at the age of 18.


What kinds of music do the Canadian strippers spread their cooters to? Nickelback? Bryan Adams?


LOL. Bryan Adams had a few good tunes. Never cared for Nickleback.


Did you watch Mr Belvedere or Charles in Charge?

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Never did care for the clubs that served food.
Nothing appealing about looking at a ham sammich while eating a ham sammich.

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Originally Posted by RHutch
Never did care for the clubs that served food.
Nothing appealing about looking at a ham sammich while eating a ham sammich.


Deja Vu lunch salad bar

97 beautiful ladies and 3 ugly ones

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Originally Posted by RHutch
Never did care for the clubs that served food.
Nothing appealing about looking at a ham sammich while eating a ham sammich.


Me neither. One in College Station had Free Taco Tuesday and $.50 cent happy hour when I was attending TAMU.

The $.50 cent Longnecks we’re good. But I never partook of the Free “Food” 😬


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Christie’s Cabaret

Kid Rock beat up the DJ

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Damn, that be looking like some SE Asia stuff I missed out on.


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In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
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Ken’s Good Club

Where all the ladies are 24 karat !!

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