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Oregon Ballet? Never been...

Several , some ok , nothing special , but some laughs .

I've had some fun at the Bush Company in Anchorage...lol...🤣
One time in 1998 my long time buddy in Eagle River treated me to an evening of drinking and debauchery before our fly out Caribou hunt, ending up there.
Long, fun night....
Just before closing time I got up from my chair and thought we were leaving, when two strippers grabbed me and took me up on stage.
They stripped me down to my underwear and laid me down on a bench on my back.
They proceeded to perform lewd acts upon me to the great pleasure of the audience...🤣
When the music quit, they both took their hands and rubbed my chest hairs into a million little knots that pained me for the rest of the week...🤣
My friend laughs about that to this day.

Funny story.
While at a sheep hunting convention in Reno, myself and a couple buddies stopped into a strip club for a few laughs and drinks.
The conversation turned to a mutual friend that had sadly been unsuccessful in filling his desert sheep tag in Nevada.
It was his grand slam ram and he was devastated.
We thought we'd get him something to cheer him up so we had the girls draw up a t-shirt for him.
I thought he was going to slug me when I gave this to him....🤣🤣🤣



He later got his Grand Slam with an Arizona ram.
Upon his untimely death in 2019, I received a package from. His widow....it was the t-shirt...🤣

Me.
Never.
Never will.

As a Christian, I may not talk the talk as I should, but I do my best to walk the walk.

World famous Hip Hugger.
GM plant nearby so entertained a lot of vendors, hence the notoriety I reckon.

Japanese dudes after 1 beer and 1 set of American bewbies were a riot.

The beer has always been horrible there and as I got older beer was way more important than bewbies.

Been decades. Wonder how it is nowadays?

I noticed this... why this will be my one and only post on this thread

Used to be one in the city I grew up in. Kitty Cat Club or some such. Tried to look it up online, historical.

Old neighbor when I was a kid went there, as the brewery was nearby ( he a brewmeister ).

He and his wife were cool and would play cards at my moms. Mom smoked so old Frank would hand her a book of matches from the Kitty Cat Club.

Mom would laugh her azz off.

Arby's. We have the meats!

Ya just end up going home with a light wallet, heavy balls, and a swollen prostate.



Usually.

When on the rare occasion my son in lw comes to town and both his sons are along the always want to hit the tiddy bar. The boys are in the army so it's rare I have all three at the house. naturally they want to drag me along. Boring! Although the last time there was a very cute Asin dancer which was tempting. My youngest grandson grabber her for a lap dance and a bit later on they went for a private lap dance that lasted well over an hour. My guess is she rubbed him rong time. He did have a silly grin when he came back from that "dance".
Paul B.

LOL

Kokomo IN?

Many times, but I haven't been inside of one in probably ten years or more. So many stories.

Back before SF went completely nuts, we used to go to the O'Farrell Theater (of Mitchell Brothers fame) for bachelor parties, including mine. The things that happened there gave SF a good reputation.

For a work friend's bachelor party, all of us in the internal audit department, including management, took him to the Mitchell Bros with a bunch of cash in our pockets. We had a private table and the chicks came out with bags that looked like tool bags, but they were filled up with special equipment (mostly [bleep] and vibrators, but also some really off the wall stuff like ping pong balls). One of the guys with us was this uptight SVP who everyone disliked, but he was drunk and actually tolerable then. The chicks sensed we didn't like him and when he left to go to the bathroom, one of them got up on our table, shoved a few ping pong balls in her cooch and then auctioned off shooting them out at the SVP. I believe we got to $200 bucks and next thing the SVP knows when he got back to the table, a little asian chick is bent over with her junk in his face and she starts hitting him in the face with ping pong balls. It was worth the $200.

Hard pass on a bachelor party in SanFran lol.

Friend of mine's mom was a beautician and worked for a short period for a gentlemans club. She did the girls hair and makeup before they went on stage. She told me almost all of them were train wrecks, addicted to drugs, married to two guys at the same time, bisexual, etc. When the high rollers would come in, the girls would have fist fights because they wanted the big money these guys would spend in two hours. Bouncers would break them up and of course the big spenders picked who they wanted anyway. She worked there less than a year, said one of the girls committed suicide a few months after she left

Know a guy that managed a Strip Club for a while.
He said pretty much the same thing. Said most of them were doper train wreck drama queens. Said it was probably the worst job he ever had.

Girls don’t work in places like that because they had good childhoods.

Been in the Abbott's Clubhouse a few times
when Darrell and Vinnie Paul were still living and
would stop in for a refreshment and an eyeful