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The original used Russian, but Thousand Island is the semi-official substitute.
You "except with" guys are like libs who call a Ruger 10/22 an "assault rifle". Calling your sandwich a Reuben doesn't make it one. Correct. You go to a good Jewish deli, you get Russian dressing. You go there enough and you will have to find a Jewish Doctor. ![[Linked Image from y.yarn.co]](https://y.yarn.co/7691be81-6315-45c7-9b7e-e53d7e7b6d3b_text.gif)
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So, someone finally found a use for thousand island.
I thought it was to keep the dog away from food.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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Looks like I'm going to have to try the slaw sometime. I don't like kraut
Just because you're offended doesn't mean your right.
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I'm the party pooper, again, because these things are not kosher in most cases (cheese and meat). A corned beef sandwich with sauerkraut is a thing of beauty, but add in some gloppy mayo abortion juice and the cheese and I'd sooner pay the bill than eat the damn thing.
Fugging American Jews, they'll ruin everything if you let them. Yeah welll, you’re going to hell. So there. Born and raised there (San Francisco), currently on hiatus in the real promised land, likely to return to Gehenna at the end. Is it true that Jews always eat Chinese once a week because there is no dairy in most Chinese dishes? Or is that a myth? Also, can you really shapeshift? Thanks in advance. That is very close to truth, at least when I was younger (the Chinese food part...I am still training on the shape shifting and usually have a hard time transitioning back from being a rat). I think these days the Chinks (please note the initial capitalization to appease the social justice types) will use dairy in a lot of stuff, but back in the 70s it definitely was the case that if you could get them to stop putting pork in everything, the dairy/meat issue was a non-issue since they rarely used any dairy in meat dishes. Now, I believe that they'll put dairy in batter for fried dishes, etc.. I think even the Slopes know that the hooked nosed people love their food. When I was in the army in the 80s, there wasn't much for restaurants in the holy land but for some reason, a bunch of boat people ended up in Israel and they opened up Chinese restaurants in the middle of the Negev. It was better than a mirage for me...ice cold cokes and legit chow mein, even though them fuggers were Vietnamese. I bet they made a fortune off of my people and then got the hell out.
Eliminate qualified immunity and you'll eliminate cops who act like they are above the law.
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Fugging American Jews, they'll ruin everything if you let them.
They have and we did.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
"Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!"
Biden didn't win the election.
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The dressing isnt Kosher??
I thought it was non dairy??? I hate everything mayo. But halachically, it usually is considered kosher. Thats terrible. When we pray to the actual Savior tonight...we will ask if he will look upon you with favor and try to heal you of your deficiency. Is it because the mayo gets on the end of your large, hooked nose? Not for me...for me, mayo reminds me of being an altar boy.
Eliminate qualified immunity and you'll eliminate cops who act like they are above the law.
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Campfire Kahuna
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The dressing isnt Kosher??
I thought it was non dairy??? I hate everything mayo. But halachically, it usually is considered kosher. Thats terrible. When we pray to the actual Savior tonight...we will ask if he will look upon you with favor and try to heal you of your deficiency. Is it because the mayo gets on the end of your large, hooked nose? Not for me...for me, mayo reminds me of being an altar boy. Was that back when you had access to decent food?
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I'm the party pooper, again, because these things are not kosher in most cases (cheese and meat). A corned beef sandwich with sauerkraut is a thing of beauty, but add in some gloppy mayo abortion juice and the cheese and I'd sooner pay the bill than eat the damn thing.
Fugging American Jews, they'll ruin everything if you let them. Yeah welll, you’re going to hell. So there. Born and raised there (San Francisco), currently on hiatus in the real promised land, likely to return to Gehenna at the end. Is it true that Jews always eat Chinese once a week because there is no dairy in most Chinese dishes? Or is that a myth? Also, can you really shapeshift? Thanks in advance. That is very close to truth, at least when I was younger (the Chinese food part...I am still training on the shape shifting and usually have a hard time transitioning back from being a rat). I think these days the Chinks (please note the initial capitalization to appease the social justice types) will use dairy in a lot of stuff, but back in the 70s it definitely was the case that if you could get them to stop putting pork in everything, the dairy/meat issue was a non-issue since they rarely used any dairy in meat dishes. Now, I believe that they'll put dairy in batter for fried dishes, etc.. I think even the Slopes know that the hooked nosed people love their food. When I was in the army in the 80s, there wasn't much for restaurants in the holy land but for some reason, a bunch of boat people ended up in Israel and they opened up Chinese restaurants in the middle of the Negev. It was better than a mirage for me...ice cold cokes and legit chow mein, even though them fuggers were Vietnamese. I bet they made a fortune off of my people and then got the hell out. TORAH TORAH TORAH! Thanks Remsen.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Not for me...for me, mayo reminds me of being an altar boy.
Is this a Mayo/semen joke? Or a Christianity joke? Or both?
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Not for me...for me, mayo reminds me of being an altar boy.
Is this a Mayo/semen joke? Or a Christianity joke? Or both? I take it as read. You know Jews dont have a sense of humor.
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Not for me...for me, mayo reminds me of being an altar boy.
Is this a Mayo/semen joke? Or a Christianity joke? Or both? I take it as read. You know Jews dont have a sense of humor. I'm sorry, I just realized that I may have inadvertently insulted Christians. What I meant was that when I was an altar boy, the priests used to put mayo on their cawks to get us to put them in our mouths. I didn't mean to imply anything about semen.
Eliminate qualified immunity and you'll eliminate cops who act like they are above the law.
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Not for me...for me, mayo reminds me of being an altar boy.
Is this a Mayo/semen joke? Or a Christianity joke? Or both? I take it as read. You know Jews dont have a sense of humor. I'm sorry, I just realized that I may have inadvertently insulted Christians. What I meant was that when I was an altar boy, the priests used to put mayo on their cawks to get us to put them in our mouths. I didn't mean to imply anything about semen. LMFAO
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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You know Jews dont have a sense of humor.
You still don’t have TV, do you?
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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You know Jews dont have a sense of humor.
You still don’t have TV, do you? Finally got Ahhlectrik last year. 
Slaves get what they need. Free men get what they want. Rehabilitation is way overrated. Orwell wasn't wrong. GOA member disappointed NRA member 24HCF SEARCH
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Campfire Kahuna
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Not for me...for me, mayo reminds me of being an altar boy.
Is this a Mayo/semen joke? Or a Christianity joke? Or both? I take it as read. You know Jews dont have a sense of humor. I'm sorry, I just realized that I may have inadvertently insulted Christians. What I meant was that when I was an altar boy, the priests used to put mayo on their cawks to get us to put them in our mouths. I didn't mean to imply anything about semen. See Flave? I was right. He aint no Larry the Cable Guy.
I am MAGA.
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You know Jews dont have a sense of humor.
You still don’t have TV, do you? I was going to get one, but didnt have anything to hook it up to.
I am MAGA.
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The dressing isnt Kosher??
I thought it was non dairy??? beef and cheese together isn't Ⓚ
...Actually Sycamore, you are sort of right....
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The dressing isnt Kosher??
I thought it was non dairy??? I hate everything mayo. But halachically, it usually is considered kosher. Parve, anyway.....
...Actually Sycamore, you are sort of right....
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You would think in this "green" technology age, someone would be making a cow-chip burner TV model for Jim.
I'll take my Reuban with sauerkraut. Growing up, we would make our own, and put it up in one or two quart jars. It was not uncommon for our mother to have to get a second jar , as we might eat most of the first one before it even made it to the table, cold, out of the jar.
If she didn't catch us, that is.
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The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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