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Kick the nasty beotch out of the trailer.
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A guy told me once to use Raid. Put a piece of tape over your azzhole and hold on to your pecker. Spray Raid liberally to the infected area and wait until you get a burning sensation then jump in the shower. Not sure it works, but it might be worth a try.
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"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem."
Ronald Reagan
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Spray JP-4 (jet fuel) on your junk... 🤣
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We rented our family lake house out one winter to some contractors doing work nearby.
Damn place was infested with them when we started using it again after they moved on.
Everybody that stepped foot in the place caught em some crabs
After a group visit to Dr, fumigation and all new furniture/mattresses etc life got back to normal.....
FJB & FJT
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raid works, dont ask me how i know, been 28 years...
guns to me are like legal crack
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I know Quell Cream works---- a friend told me. I had a roommate in Okinawa that used that green can govt issue DDT that we carried in our airplanes to spray the cargo compartment with . It worked for him---several different times 
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We rented our family lake house out one winter to some contractors doing work nearby.
Damn place was infested with them when we started using it again after they moved on.
Everybody that stepped foot in the place caught em some crabs
After a group visit to Dr, fumigation and all new furniture/mattresses etc life got back to normal..... Did you by chance give your mother-in-law crabs? The scenarios dam near gave me a seizure!😂
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Who's got them?
How do you get rid of them? Get an ice pick Shave one side Put lighter fluid on the other side Light the lighter fluid When they come out get them with an ice pick I never had to do this but I knew a guy.......... kwg
For liberals and anarchists, power and control is opium, selling envy is the fastest and easiest way to get it. TRR. American conservative. Never trust a white liberal. Malcom X Current NRA member.
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"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
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Okay! ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/MH2THXLn/05-F802-FF-796-E-4147-A9-AB-7-AEC25-A4-E026.jpg)
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"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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I've said it his before....
Mexican worker of mine tried to get rid of them by spraying brake cleaner all over his junk. He missed over a week of work due to the chemical burns. At least the fugger didn't do it on the clock. Not sure what that work comp claim would look like.
"The Ballpark burgers were free, why not eat them?"
- Wabi-
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many years ago i had a dose of the little visitors. ended up shaving myself smooth and picking them fuggers off one at a time. they will get in your eyebrows, armpits, anywhere with hair.
My diploma is a DD214
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Who's got them?
How do you get rid of them? Pears 🍐 sent. #Don’tBangSkanks LOL 🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
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Who's got them?
How do you get rid of them? Pears 🍐 sent. #Don’tBangSkanks LOL 🦫 Bite your tongue
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In the early seventies a friend ask me to go to the drug store with him to get crab medicine! When we got there he was embarrassed to ask the cute redhead behind the counter for the medicine. I walked up to the counter and told her, in a loud defined voice. Hey my buddy has the crabs and doesn't want to ask what he needs. Half the customers started laughing, the cute redhead just grinned and got what he needed. To this day he still calls me a ss hole!
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They are miserable bastids. Came up with a batch going to Eastern Oregon deer hunting and didn’t get them in a bar. The best I can figure is while getting gas and drowning a SuckAssCharlie in the bathroom I found a batch of the flicking bitches on a toilet seat. Circa early 90s. Wasn’t real fun telling the girlfriend at the time and now wife what was going on.
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