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It's generally a bad idea, not to mention everyone has a camera/ video recorder on their phone. Do that to a girlfriend or wife, and you might get a domestic assault charge. Go to jail, lose ur guns. Yep, a bad idea.


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They should have grabbed her hair and yanked her backwards onto the ground. No you don't punch women. But you get one like that under control.

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Originally Posted by Jiveturkey
It's generally a bad idea, not to mention everyone has a camera/ video recorder on their phone. Do that to a girlfriend or wife, and you might get a domestic assault charge. Go to jail, lose ur guns. Yep, a bad idea.


Here’s your hint with a girlfriend or wife.

*Restrain*

Don’t prevent or block them from leaving the room, the house, or to make a phone call.

If you are being assaulted and punched. *Restrain*


This concludes the PSA

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I had a drunk chick want to box when I was in college. She was absolutely adamant about it.
I said "ok"....and right hooked her ass as hard as I could.



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Circumstances dictate appropriate responses. Some years ago a bunch of bitches attacked our infantry platoon at night. Next morning they counted 44 dead ones. Guess that's what happens when you bring wenches to a gun fight. Not far from Hiep Duc if anyone cares. Almost forgot, not a single one of our lads had a scratch.


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I threw Obama out of my dorm room when I was in college. Not a punch mind you but hard to argue that it wasn't a woman. GayPFucker audited me for all 8 years he was in office. IRS figured that I had overpaid them 30K by the time Trump got into office.

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Originally Posted by T_Inman
I had a drunk chick want to box when I was in college. She was absolutely adamant about it.
I said "ok"....and right hooked her ass as hard as I could.


LMFAO

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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Circumstances dictate appropriate responses. Some years ago a bunch of bitches attacked our infantry platoon at night. Next morning they counted 44 dead ones. Guess that's what happens when you bring wenches to a gun fight. Not far from Hiep Duc if anyone cares. Almost forgot, not a single one of our lads had a scratch.


I thought you were going to say it happened at a BLM riot.

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Originally Posted by Krazi
I had five sisters growing up. A couple older ones. We had a rule you couldn't hit them with a closed fist. I rarely followed it!

I had 3 older sisters and 1 younger. They beat the hell out of me. 2 would keep me occupied then then others would do the actual damage. When I got to school and I only had to fight one at a time, I was the toughest SOB in the place. It was like a game when I didn't have to worry about my oldest sister turning her opal ring around and slap me on top of the head. Holy fudge did that hurt.

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Originally Posted by T_Inman
I had a drunk chick want to box when I was in college. She was absolutely adamant about it.
I said "ok"....and right hooked her ass as hard as I could.



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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Originally Posted by T_Inman
I had a drunk chick want to box when I was in college. She was absolutely adamant about it.
I said "ok"....and right hooked her ass as hard as I could.

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Originally Posted by slumlord
Hitting...no

But there ain’t nothin wrong with a slappin a bitch. Especially if she earns it

Hit and quit them often😉

Slap them to if they ask for it🤗

Even choke a ho when they want it. 😂

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Originally Posted by T_Inman
I had a drunk chick want to box when I was in college. She was absolutely adamant about it.
I said "ok"....and right hooked her ass as hard as I could.


Sober, but same. The taekwondo weenies renting the studio before our MMA group when I was in the corps had a black belt female that would always trash talk when we came in after.

Challenge given. Challenge accepted. Life lesson learned. Muscle mass matters.

Didn't feel bad about her, but after, when her husband got frisky, I felt kinda bad.

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What about choking? Asking for Beav…

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Originally Posted by goalie
Originally Posted by T_Inman
I had a drunk chick want to box when I was in college. She was absolutely adamant about it.
I said "ok"....and right hooked her ass as hard as I could.


Sober, but same. The taekwondo weenies renting the studio before our MMA group when I was in the corps had a black belt female that would always trash talk when we came in after.

Challenge given. Challenge accepted. Life lesson learned. Muscle mass matters.

Didn't feel bad about her, but after, when her husband got frisky, I felt kinda bad.




Did you fügk her husband?


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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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An exception could be made for Pelosi.

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30plus years ago, my younger brother was a bouncer in a local bar..one friday night he had to pull this fella off a woman for beating on her..I watched him escorting this pissed off redneck guy to the door, when the bytch he just rescued jumped on his back. She was eye gouging, clawing , scratching, pulling his hair....just going nuts!!
Hollering "leave my [bleep] husband alone"..

Poor little brother....he was spinning around, twirling that butch in the air, yelling his ass off😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

I still feel bad about not helping him🤣🤣🤣 but I was laughing too hard to do anything. Funniest shyt you ever saw..big 6'3" 240 phugger with a 5ft nothing crazy woman on his back trying to bite off an ear!

We he finally slung her off, crazy thing came running back for more...she got not only knocked the fug out, but also lost a couple front teeth, and won a nose job..

Ol husband boy...he goes "well damn,... I knew I should stayed home".. "we going back to county".. lmao!!!

Only time I ever saw a man punch a woman, and that one deserved it!

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Originally Posted by kingston
Originally Posted by goalie
Originally Posted by T_Inman
I had a drunk chick want to box when I was in college. She was absolutely adamant about it.
I said "ok"....and right hooked her ass as hard as I could.


Sober, but same. The taekwondo weenies renting the studio before our MMA group when I was in the corps had a black belt female that would always trash talk when we came in after.

Challenge given. Challenge accepted. Life lesson learned. Muscle mass matters.

Didn't feel bad about her, but after, when her husband got frisky, I felt kinda bad.




Did you fügk her husband?


Fugged him up pretty bad in the ring. If you're 5'7" 150, going full bore with a guy 6'1" 200 with a 76" wingspan and reflexes from 15 years as a goalie gets ugly pretty quick.

Funny thing is, last time I got my ass whupped the guy was about that size, but there were no rules or ring involved.

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have only ever had to once, got in a fight with her boyfriend, she jumped in and I knocked her out. She looked like a raccoon with both eyes black and swelled shut.


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There are ladies, women, and females. You will never HAVE to hit a lady. You may have to restrain a woman. You are free to deck a female who deserves it.


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