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My poor son has been suffering from low testosterone, apparently. In an effort to regain his waning manhood he has committed to buy a 1964 International Harvester, 4x4, 3/4 ton off of Craigslist. OK, that will work, it should peg the man-o-meter. Trouble is, it's located 300 miles south deep into communist held territory. We are not experienced at this, we need a guide, but none are taking bookings. What we have so far, sammiches with meat, beverages, chainsaw winch, Big Tex trailer, tow pickup with Trump stickers removed, sidearms, maps. Advice sought.
Well this is a fine pickle we're in, should'a listened to Joe McCarthy and George Orwell I guess.
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Bags of Skittles to throw as a diversionary tactic.
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How far south? Leave the lipstick at home.
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I would be more concerned with getting IH parts for his purchase.
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sidearms...be legal in the most restrictive place you travel through.
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Travel south in the middle of the night.... Pick up your International the next morning.... Lay low all day... head home after Dark...
"Minus the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the Country" Marion Barry, Mayor of Wash DC
“Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the Constitution.” ~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
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You could be facing jail time, no phone call, incarceration for months with this two man insurrection.
IH, 4x4, 3/4 ton? > screams NAZI.
Good luck, been nice knowing you.
PRESIDENT TRUMP 2024/2028 !!!!!!!!!!
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The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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Not being armed would be the biggest concern.
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Travel south in the middle of the night.... Pick up your International the next morning.... Lay low all day... head home after Dark...  Keep your Papers handy.
PRESIDENT TRUMP 2024/2028 !!!!!!!!!!
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The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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Having been in a couple of those old Internationals, wear a groin cup when traversing wash board roads or any hope of attaining greater manhood is in peril.
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I would be more concerned with getting IH parts for his purchase. Stop making sense..just stop it.
Well this is a fine pickle we're in, should'a listened to Joe McCarthy and George Orwell I guess.
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Travel south in the middle of the night.... Pick up your International the next morning.... Lay low all day... head home after Dark... Keep your Papers handy. Holy schidt..we never even thought about Vax checkpoints.
Well this is a fine pickle we're in, should'a listened to Joe McCarthy and George Orwell I guess.
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I recommend covering it with a rainbow colored tarp. You can burn it when you get home.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
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It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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My poor son has been suffering from low testosterone, apparently. In an effort to regain his waning manhood he has committed to buy a 1964 International Harvester, 4x4, 3/4 ton off of Craigslist. OK, that will work, it should peg the man-o-meter. Trouble is, it's located 300 miles south deep into communist held territory. We are not experienced at this, we need a guide, but none are taking bookings. What we have so far, sammiches with meat, beverages, chainsaw winch, Big Tex trailer, tow pickup with Trump stickers removed, sidearms, maps. Advice sought. If your actually seeking legal advice concerning Firearm Laws on a state your traveling too, from your state of residence, it would obviously be helpful to name the actual state. Unless your just trying to be cute. Then travel at your on risk. 😜
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
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Pay someone to bring it to you.....
I may not be smart but I can lift heavy objects
I have a shotgun so I have no need for a 30-06.....
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Put a coexists sticker over the Trump stickers... and if you can find a Subaru emblem, put that on your tow vehicle too...
It isn't what happens to you that defines you, it's what you DO about what happens to you that defines you!
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Once it's securely strapped down, head for the nearest scrap metal recycler. You'll be doing the whole world a favor! Corn Binders need to be out plowing a field somewhere, not cluttering up the highways!
Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!
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^^^^Yes!^^^^, this and the rainbow tarp, Progressive Camo. Sure wish somebody around here had a Tesla I could lift the logo from.
Well this is a fine pickle we're in, should'a listened to Joe McCarthy and George Orwell I guess.
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No sweat. You are about to give the seller the happiest day of his life. He will protect you at all costs to get rid of that money black hole.
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One place I worked had two IH pickups. Maybe early seventies. Purchased at the same time. When buying parts we had to have the VIN as well as make, model, engine, etc. They did not use the same parts. I remember one had a GM distributor and the other was Ford.
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