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Sitting on the toilet or shopping with a woman? Hmmmm tuff choice , on is just as painful as the other. At least the toilet is a place to sit and you can watch TV or read in between. Shopping means standing there holding a bag or pushing a cart. No thanks! Gimme the schits any day! We’ll, as long as I didn’t eat anything acidic or spicy. Butthole starts feeling like this: ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/QdyL5jHC/7643851-F-5-CD3-4-E85-9-A91-61-D84-C780-CF7.jpg)
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I’ll bet he’ll be Hungry when this is Over..
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Campfire 'Bwana
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And she wants me to take her on some shopping spree at opry mills looking for clothes around 10 am this morning.
Great......
Clothes shopping with a woman.
The schits
Some guys will do anything to get out of shopping with their wife.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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LOL!!!
Up now.
Just drank a cup of coffee and had a couple of smokes.
Took a dumpasaurus rex , stomach aint gurgling like it was.
Do feel better and not all blah.... like earlier...
Khan is up fugging around feeding her cats.
All perky above and beyond her normal routine, little bounce in her step....
Shopping and spending money making her have happy thoughts in her noggin, plus having me being captive for the day I'm sure has alot to do with it subconsciously I'm sure.
Some unspoken thing to other women in stores.
"Look at me I got my husband enslaved for the day thing"
" Look at how beaten down he looks ladies, I am power right now"
Pretty sure I will be getting that sucks to be you look from other dudes as they see me standing around in tow behind the ole lady....
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🥴🥴🥴😕😕😕😄😄😄
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Dude, don't be a dumbass, you're wasting a perfect excuse to get out of going. Go to the sheitter and don't flush when you leave, then Khan will go in there and start bitching, tell her you did flush, whatever is in there just didn't go down and she better get used to the smell, it's prolly gonna be an all day thing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Soon as she leaves you can head off to the pawn shops. 😁😁😁
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No wives I've known. Oops. Save one. Have ever wanted or asked husbands to go clothes shopping. Much less shopping. They want to do their thing without listening to us. They let us go do the same.
As to blaming the bowel movements on anything, you simply never know. Food. Virus. Bacteria. Is what it is and it'll go away sooner or later. Good luck on that.
I'm SO glad I don't feel the need to post social media stuff like this though. Must be that next generation thing. WTF
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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I'm SO glad I don't feel the need to post social media stuff like this though.
Jeez, now I feel the need to go take a big dump......
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Lol!!!! Mr. Hanky🥴🥴😄😄😄
I'm gonna try and go back to bed
Been about half hour since the last toy water rocket blast off..😬
Oh crap Rene ! Hold into the squirts...LOL
Due to the increased price of ammo, don't expect a warning shot...
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I never buy poultry cold cuts for that reason, though they are very tempting. Only poultry I eat is cooked and stored by meself. Hang tough! Yup, let alone from Walmart...
Conduct is the best proof of character.
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You’re a DUMBASS if ya go!!
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She just wants to bring you along as a pack mule to tote all the purchases .
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Little stomach virus been going around this area wife and I both had it last week generally last 24 to 48 hours she just had the s*** so I was glorious with the s**** and puking pretty miserable for a good day don't feel right for a couple days.
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I never buy poultry cold cuts for that reason, though they are very tempting. Only poultry I eat is cooked and stored by meself. Hang tough! Yup, let alone from Walmart... I'd never eat poultry from Walmart. But their egg salad and sushi is fabulous .
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fortunately my daughter takes those duties on. i don't go shopping unless its TSC or lowes, etc. early in our marriage we did all the shopping together. then we both realized it just wasn't a good thing for either of us.
My diploma is a DD214
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My wife hates shopping. But every once in a while, she decides she needs to go find something new to wear. Now, when I need something, I simply go online, find what I want, order my size, and it shows up at the house.
Women’s clothes must be made by women. A size is not a size. Every damn thing must be tried on, one maker’s pants fit, another’s don’t, same size. So off we go to town, and after an hour drive, we hit a couple places. Usually, we do this for a couple hours, then she is sick of town and shopping, hasn’t found a damn thing, and we go home. Then she orders a few things, and if she’s lucky they fit. Hell with being a woman, I don’t know how they do it.
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If God wanted you to walk and carry things on your back, He would not have invented stirrups and pack saddles
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My wife goes with her sister. She learned a long time ago to leave me at home. We’ll go to the grocery together, or stop at a store to pick up something we need, but I’m not allowed on a clothing expedition.
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Rene hasn't replied in 2 hours, Khan took his phone away and he's in Kohls right now. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Rene hasn't replied in 2 hours, Khan took his phone away and he's in Kohls right now. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I think you're right, if he still had his phone he'd be posting from the schitter. Do you think he'll make it?
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