Noone would know better than you,just how SCARY hats,rocks and water are to a Couchbound CLUELESS Crying Texan...you "lucky" kchunt. Hint. Congratulations?!?
Pardon wares that exist and the unsettling stench of Testosterone,to your Estrogen fueled existence. Hint.
Fortunately for you,Imagination and Pretend are free,so even YOU can "afford" to "contribute". Hint.
You keep making them SCARY excuses,to prevent you from The Real Outdoors...you "lucky" kchunt. Hint. Congratulations?!?
Pardon wares that exist. Hint.
Fortunately for you,Imagination and Pretend are free,so even YOU can "afford" to "contribute". Hint.
Fhuqking LAUGHING!..............
Brad says: "Can't fault Rick for his pity letting you back on the fire... but pity it was and remains. Nothing more, nothing less. A sad little man in a sad little dream."
Them SCARY hats are disconcerting...you 'lucky" kchunt. Hint. Congratulations?!?
Pardon wares that exist. Hint.
Fortunately for you,Imagination and Pretend are free,so even YOU can "afford" to "contribute". Hint.
Fhuqking LAUGHING!..............
Brad says: "Can't fault Rick for his pity letting you back on the fire... but pity it was and remains. Nothing more, nothing less. A sad little man in a sad little dream."
If only because your Homoerotic Hat Sizing Fetish is the only thing you can speak to in the first hand,regarding The Outdoors,feel free to state your minimum diameter requirements,to be satitated...you "lucky" kchunt. Hint. Congratulations?!?
Pardon wares that exist. Hint.
Fortunately for you,Imagination and Pretend are free,so even YOU can "afford" to "contribute". Hint.
Fhuqking LAUGHING!..............
Brad says: "Can't fault Rick for his pity letting you back on the fire... but pity it was and remains. Nothing more, nothing less. A sad little man in a sad little dream."
What McDonald's might you "work" at...you "lucky" kchunt. Hint. Congratulations?!?
PLEASE feel free to Imagine,that you "could too". Hint. Fhuqking LAUGHING!
You CLUELESS Crying Karens are a fhuqking HOOT! Hint.
Fortunately for you Kchunts,Imagination and Pretend are free,so even YOU can "afford" to "contribute". Hint.
Fhuqking LAUGHING!..............
Brad says: "Can't fault Rick for his pity letting you back on the fire... but pity it was and remains. Nothing more, nothing less. A sad little man in a sad little dream."
Your Checking Account concerns are justified,you Whining Brokedick..."lucky" kchunt. Hint. Congratulations?!?
Pardon an average day,exceeding your wildest Pay Day Dreams. Hint.
Fortunately for you Kchunts,Imagination and Pretend are free,so even YOU can "afford" to "contribute". Hint.
Fhuqking LAUGHING!..............
Brad says: "Can't fault Rick for his pity letting you back on the fire... but pity it was and remains. Nothing more, nothing less. A sad little man in a sad little dream."
Your Checking Account concerns are justified,you Whining Brokedick..."lucky" kchunt. Hint. Congratulations?!?
Pardon an average day,exceeding your wildest Pay Day Dreams. Hint.
Fortunately for you Kchunts,Imagination and Pretend are free,so even YOU can "afford" to "contribute". Hint.
Fhuqking LAUGHING!..............
Little Stick, this is not a dating forum, I'm not interested in what you do etc, I've got a girlfriend and even if I didn't I still wouldn't be interested in a gay romance.
It's YOUR Imagination,simply Pretend with it as you MUST... you "lucky" kchunt. Hint. Congratulations?!?
Be SURE to lament your HILARIOUS short comings aloud. Hint. Fhuqking LAUGHING!
Simply pardon wares that exist,as you concoct your next "advantage". Hint.
Fortunately for you Kchunts,Imagination and Pretend are free,so even YOU can "afford" to "contribute". Hint.
Fhuqking LAUGHING!..............
Brad says: "Can't fault Rick for his pity letting you back on the fire... but pity it was and remains. Nothing more, nothing less. A sad little man in a sad little dream."
I rather enjoy that besides being a CLUELESS Drooling Dumbfhuqk,that you are also a Lying Piece Of Fhuqking Schit...you "lucky" kchunt. Hint. Congratulations?!?
Pardon wares that exist. Hint.
Fortunately for you,Imagination and Pretend are free,so even YOU can "afford" to "contribute". Hint.
Fhuqking LAUGHING!..............
Brad says: "Can't fault Rick for his pity letting you back on the fire... but pity it was and remains. Nothing more, nothing less. A sad little man in a sad little dream."
Imitation is THE most Sincere for of Flattery,perhaps add some punctuation...you "lucky" kchunt. Ooooopsie! too late! Hint. Congratulations?!?
Bless your hear,for almost being able to do for yourself. Almost.
Hint.
Fhuqking LAUGHING!.............
Brad says: "Can't fault Rick for his pity letting you back on the fire... but pity it was and remains. Nothing more, nothing less. A sad little man in a sad little dream."