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The first day of my summer vacation, I woke up.
Then I went downtown to look for a job.
Then I hung out in front of the drug store.
The second day of my summer vacation, I woke up.
Then I went downtown to look for a job.
Then I hung out in front of the drug store.
The third day of my summer vacation, I woke up.
Then I went downtown to look for a job.
Then I got a job.
Keeping people from hanging out in front of the drug store.
Last edited by Higginez; 06/27/22.
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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A few things I'm proud of and as many I'd like to forget.
Mathew 22: 37-39
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I stopped a runaway horse once.
I wasn't wearing boots.
I was barefoot.
Does that count? Same but with bad results. Damn bro, you may be the only fella on here who gets hurt more than I do! Wanna see pics of my lawnmower toe?
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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Wore the white hat this morning and helped the neighbor, jumped his motor home! You must be in great shape. I would have probably just walked around it.
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Wore the white hat this morning and helped the neighbor, jumped his motor home! You must be in great shape. I would have probably just walked around it.
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The Police just asked me the same question...
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I would have bet money that Deflave would have answered "Your mom" by now.
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I have done things I should not have done, and I have left undone things I should have done.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I didn’t freeze in Yellowstone because some guy drove 60 miles to bring me a down sleeping bag 😎
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I stopped a runaway horse once.
I wasn't wearing boots.
I was barefoot.
Does that count? Same but with bad results. Damn bro, you may be the only fella on here who gets hurt more than I do! Wanna see pics of my lawnmower toe? Big toe or lil toe? You the reason they put the warning sticker on the mower decks ??
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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to name a few, starting at age 10.......
mowed yards loaded trucks janitor sold vegetables out of a truck cut firewood to sell by the stick/cord fitter/welder's helper scaffold builder sold Fuller Brush, door to door Waited tables/bartended sold jewelry i made on consignment operated a hot shot delivery service owned/operated a steel fabrication company sold "bag phones" early on for ATT wholesaled cars Fleet Sales for GM dealer Captive agent for Farmers insurance Life/Health Personal producer Commercial RE Appraiser Licensed real estate broker Slumlord
Currently, gainfully un-employed raconteur & professional small boy!
ya!
GWB Hey what about the Pink Barrel Quest ..
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Done... most anything that came up.
Done well... damn little.
If you are not actively engaging EVERY enemy you encounter... you are allowing another to fight for you... and that is cowardice... plain and simple.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I stopped a runaway horse once.
I wasn't wearing boots.
I was barefoot.
Does that count? Same but with bad results. Damn bro, you may be the only fella on here who gets hurt more than I do! Wanna see pics of my lawnmower toe? I didn't take that pic, I found it on google when I was in the hospital they brought in some interns and asked if they could take photos for training purposes. what it looks like now 36 yrs later.
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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This whole year has been an annus horribilis.
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