Oh hell
Mama beat me with hot wheels raceway, electric race car track, Dr Shoals wooden clog, flip flops, that rubber ball- ping pong paddle thing. Snap the rubber cord and viola a new ass whippin paddle, fly swatters, wooden spoons
That was my mother to a T. She was an expert multi tasker for any object within her reach in order to beat her baby boy with. Caught her one time eyeing a vacuum cleaner as a potential tool and got out of Dodge.
