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Have you ever had to sit next to one in coach. I had to sit next to a fat bitch not long ago. She was in her seat and half of mine, smelled bad too. Thank god it was only a two hour flight.

We are flying to Italy next year, going first class somehow.

Went on a hunting trip with 3 guys a couple years ago. Way down, friend got sat next to a really good women twice, both flights. Way home, first leg, same thing, looked like a model. 4th flight, last leg home, he’s sitting there with an empty seat next to him while people are boarding talking shot about the hottie about to sit next to him. Along waddles a 6’4, 350lber and plops down next to/on top of him.

We laughed the entire flight and he looked terrified the whole time.

Yep. Some fat guy that stank on ice sat next to me once several years ago. I demanded that they find me another seat, and they did.

...it was probably the same fat guy that sold his lightly used Tempur-Pedic mattress to Slum.

Been there, and it sucks.
Airlines ought to make people buy a seat that will hold them.

Pussies.

Try to get cubicle where seat converts to bed so you can
Sleep or relax during long flight. Extremely fat people should pay for two seats. Sadly in USA fat people have rights organization NAAFA🤪

Better not to fly at all. The bastages have made flying intolerable.

I had a layover at dallas on my way to jacksonville and a woman with the biggest widest ass ive ever seen was waiting to board the plane. It was unreal. Dont even know how she could fit through the door. I was terrified. I just knew i was screwed. I think everybody there waiting to board must have been praying not to be sat next to the beast. When i finally got on the plane i didnt even see her. I was curious how many seats that ass would take up. Maybe they shoved her into the cargo hold with the other animals.

Then dipshìts like Slavek try and talk about guns.....you are out of your element lady.

Right.

I just got back from an Alaskan cruise and flew back from Seattle. No fatty but a screaming little middle Eastern kid whose parents wouldn't discipline him. I flew back from Alberta a few years ago and was stuck besides a guy who either was Turret's syndrome or some form of organic brain disease. First thing he said when he saw me was "I have to sit next to him, he's huge!" I'm 5'7'' and barely 200 pounds, not what I consider huge. He bitched and complained the whole flight. It was a 2 hr flight with no meal, he was pissed and bitched to the flight attendant about not getting to eat. When the baby seated behind him started to cry, he went berzerk. I just grinned and laughed.

While America's obesity is increasing, airline seats are simultaneously shrinking. Democrat conspiracy no doubt...

Just tell Boomers modern airplanes are full of MIM parts.🤣

The only people that fit in a coach seat in an airline are 110 lb females. That didn’t eat breakfast.

This. I have not been on a flight for over 15 years and look for that trend to continue. If I have to fly to get somewhere on time, I am just going to be late.

I do not wish to go anywhere that requires I fly in an airplane. Nothing against airplanes. I’ve flown in many. I just do not want to go thru the hassle anymore. Im really quite comfy here on the place. And may e the colorado ranch. I do not care to be around a lot of people.

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Masar Cardonas sock puppet....

I don't mind being around people, I just don't want 'em overflowing into my space and laying around on me.


And don't get me started on leg room.....

Some airlines are charging obese people for two seats, they should do that just because some 5 or 6 hundred pounded probably subtracts from the number of passengers because of weight limits for the plane to carry.

Them durn air ports are full of tourons

And to beat all, they got self check-in kiosks with these dagnabbit computer things and ya have to print you own luggage tags.

They oughtta put me on the payroll I swear