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Forgot about the part wifey slapped the schitt out her on the school bus.Me and wifey was cold and hot in them days and word got around she called wifey a whore.Wifey is maybe 4ft 8 120 or so “back then”😗she don’t take schit off nobody never has never will.Wifey stands right behind the bus driver seat waiting on big tits she climbs aboard and all hell breaks loose.Big tits lands on the gear shifter with a bloody nose and is beat down the steps🫣 out to the parking lot
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Once got pinned down in girlfriend's bedroom when her parents came home early. I hid in her closet drinking the beer I'd brought while she sleepily replied to their questions. I had 2 escape routes. One, down the long hallway and out the front door right past their bedroom as they sit up in bed and read.
Two, wait in the closet drinking beer and pissing in empty bottles waiting for her parents to go to sleep and pop girlfriends window screen to leap 9 feet over a hedge and walk 3 miles back to my house to safety, barefoot with a semi.
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NO! We have been discreet always. MTG
Vena dura, ocyus occide, excusas non offer!
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Not a parent or kid, but I got caught by a small-town cop with the police chief's daughter!
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Not a parent or kid, but I got caught by a small-town cop with the police chief's daughter! I caught the police chief's son with the sheriff's daughter. The chief was running against the sheriff for the sheriff's office. I haven't been caught by my parents nor have I caught my kids in a compromising position (no kids for me), but my girlfriend and I were almost caught by one of her kids...
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Dated this girl who worked next door at her mom's tanning salon when I was 19 working a second job at the local shop and rob. She was 28 and lived in an apartment complex where she wanted to bang out under a tree in the rain that night. It was a light shower and about 4am so I said "sure." There's a grassy hill past the parking lot that descends down to a small lake so we were about midway on the grassy hill and she's riding me for a while when she looks over and stops. She paused and said "there's an old man walking a dog", to which I momentarily thought she was BSing me until I looked over and saw that there was an old man walking a Jack Russel in the grass at the adjacent complex just enjoying the show. Threw me off and I was done but I almost think to this day that it turned her on. I ran in to her a few years later and she got as big as a house so I dodged a bullet on that one.
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That's one of those memories that will give you a lifelong smile
You've got to hand it to a blind prostitute
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Was banging this gal and she was getting pretty vocal. The door opens and her son asked his mom if she was ok. Yes son just close the door and go to sleep. Hardly missed a stroke. Edk
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