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Plow the lower fourty acres.

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Winston Churchill was at a dinner party and was sitting next to some London aristocrat lady. And he said to her, "Lady Summerlin, if I paid you a million dollars would you go to bed with me?"

And she said "Why, yes I would."
Churchill said "Would you do it for twenty dollars?"
She said "Certainly not, what kind of woman do you think I am?"

Churchill replied "We've already established that you are a whore. Now we are just figuring the price."

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Originally Posted by irfubar
It's always about the money....

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Originally Posted by Blackheart
More proof that a bag of rocks has a higher IQ than a man from NYC.

you mean NY

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There's a reason all of these guys stood her up. After talking back and forth, they came to the conclusion that she's crazy and didn't want any part of her. She's a single 30 something year old social worker from NYC that can't get a date. What could go wrong?


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"$50 deposit? Why should I trust you?
For that, I can buy all the time I want from a woman.
Without listening to hear talk or buying dinner.
Enjoy your evening alone, petting your cat."


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That'll be 50 bucks for the dork glasses, wine aunt.
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Originally Posted by StoneCutter
There's a reason all of these guys stood her up. After talking back and forth, they came to the conclusion that she's crazy and didn't want any part of her. She's a single 30 something year old social worker from NYC that can't get a date. What could go wrong?

Yep. It's not a new form of prostitution, it's a new form of being a cúnt.



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She charges the Dbag tax.
Dbag pays the tax.
Go out on “date”.
Run into a friend.

So, how did y’all meet?
She blackmailed me! Ha ha.

What a great start.


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Men have been paying far more than that for a guaranteed "successful" date since men have had dicks and women have had a place to put them.


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Originally Posted by ironbender
She charges the Dbag tax.
Dbag pays the tax.
Go out on “date”.
Run into a friend.

So, how did y’all meet?
She blackmailed me! Ha ha.

What a great start.


If she tried to charge me a d-bag tax, I'd settle up.

Tell her that once I deducted the insufferable c*nt fee, we're even.



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Sounds like hookers are cheaper and the better way to go.

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Prostitution is the Oldest business in the whole wide world.
Well if a hooker ease my pressure and I pay her for that. Both side wins. Just saying.

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The attitudes of modern urban American women have become so toxic that men aren't even viewing them as long term mates any longer. Eligible, responsible men in the west are becoming a very valuable commodity. The women are very slow in recognizing that fact.

Many, if not most of the women are going to have to learn a difficult lesson about what feminism costs them before they agree to return to the role that nature has provided for them.

There's been two generations of feminism corrupting the proper male/female relationship and many young men are opting out of the entire scenario.

The internet is full of desperate women in their mid 30s making a last chance plunge at forming a lasting relationship with a man.

Men these days are taking what they want from that faction and then walking away.

It's only natural that it would come to this.

If women ever get serious about their role again, the men will be available. If they don't, the men won't.

The men don't have to. The women do.

It's a man's world.

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Learn to dance, you can get all the pussy you want!!!

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I am glad I am already married. If anything ever happens to my wife I would not be willing to play the games today's females want to play. I'd just go fishing.


You get out of life what you are willing to accept. If you ain't happy, do something about it!
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I like that they still call them “dating sites.”

LOL


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by MAC
I am glad I am already married. If anything ever happens to my wife I would not be willing to play the games today's females want to play. I'd just go fishing.

How you gonna fugk a fish?


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by MAC
I am glad I am already married. If anything ever happens to my wife I would not be willing to play the games today's females want to play. I'd just go fishing.

How you gonna fugk a fish?

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Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
Women are whores, it's coded in their DNA.

The DNA is coded for slave girl... then they got to vote.


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