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Total agreement with the OP
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Ever since paper towels started coming with sheets perforated about half as big, if I want one sheet, I get three. If I need two sheets, I get one. Go back for the one sheet I missed and I get three.
How do it know? LOL
I remember the half sheets being marketed as "green" with claims you'd use fewer, but I am pretty sure we use more since.
Fugging marketing... Yeah, man, the half-sheet Viva rolls are annoying as [bleep]. Smooth viva or the rough viva?? I buy the $2 / roll viva from the DG # velvetsmooth You got robbed. $1 a roll here. π¬ Oh look. AlwaysGayManComingOutSoon. You go girl! ππππππ Poor little attention starved bitch. ππππ
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
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Anyone noticed how much narrower toilet paper rolls are also?
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I used to have a picture - it was on photofucket and apparently I can't get it back- or don't know how- since they "archived" my account - of a mis-manufactured roll of tp. It was literally half width. for all you half-assed jokers....
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Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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Campfire Kahuna
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AlwaysGayMan is gonna be pissed you posted his picture. πππ€ͺππ
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
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Anyone noticed how much narrower toilet paper rolls are also? Don't get me started about the shrinking plastic garbage can liners. Insidious mfers
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Half sheets are all you need ... I actually tear a half sheet in half again. Paper towels are expensive and wasteful most of the time. They're task specific. Dish clothes are more environmentally friendly, as are cloth diapers.
Save a tree. Save the dolphins and whales too ... and puppies. But down with cats, they're evil.
If everyone lived their lives as I do, the world would be a better place. I'm an angel.
Oh, and #phuqCommieSocialistMFersUpTheirPonderosas. Not always, but Sometimes, I just tear an inch or two off the top of a half sheet. Or a corner.
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Does anyone notice how the real cheap toilet paper is real thin and you have to use twice as long a section as usual with Charmin to keep from getting fingertips from breaking through and getting the dreaded stinky finger? A while back the range tried renting a few porta-potties. I had to use on once to take a dump and the TP was so thin it was actually porous. I swear, you could have read a newspaper through a single sheet. No stinky finger with stuff. It got your whole damn hand. I guess people besides me raised a bit of hell because they were soon long gone. In the meantime, I carried a roll of real TP in my vehicle. PJ
Our forefathers did not politely protest the British.They did not vote them out of office, nor did they impeach the king,march on the capitol or ask permission for their rights. ----------------They just shot them. MOLON LABE
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Does anyone notice how the real cheap toilet paper is real thin and you have to use twice as long a section as usual with Charmin to keep from getting fingertips from breaking through and getting the dreaded stinky finger? A while back the range tried renting a few porta-potties. I had to use on once to take a dump and the TP was so thin it was actually porous. I swear, you could have read a newspaper through a single sheet. No stinky finger with stuff. It got your whole damn hand. I guess people besides me raised a bit of hell because they were soon long gone. In the meantime, I carried a roll of real TP in my vehicle. PJ Well, you couldn't just get the paper towel rolls Higzs is talking about that give him the fits of schiettz?
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
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Ever since paper towels started coming with sheets perforated about half as big, if I want one sheet, I get three. If I need two sheets, I get one. Go back for the one sheet I missed and I get three.
How do it know? LOL
I remember the half sheets being marketed as "green" with claims you'd use fewer, but I am pretty sure we use more since.
Fugging marketing... Yeah, man, the half-sheet Viva rolls are annoying as [bleep]. Sacrilege! And I can't recall being outwitted by the paper towel roll. Wow! Well, since I got a roll holder with tension... Living like a king.
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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You gotta start swiping napkins from the gas station and taking a dump at work. Save some real money boyz.
Yours in Liberty,
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I like the 1/2 sheets, But I'm a cheap fugger... In fact i save the used ones from the kitchen and use them for greasy schit at my shop...
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You gotta start swiping napkins from the gas station and taking a dump at work. Save some real money boyz. We wipe out the napkins, paper plates and fancy gel grip semi insulated paper coffee cups at Holiday Inn Express. Iβll grab a sleeve off of the maidβs cart too when Consuela is deep into the sheets on the next room. Mrs slumlord will stop in off the interstate to a random Hampton or Holiday Inn and stroll in and get us some sausage biscuits, eggs, choc mirlk, she also gets our dogs some grub too. Sheβll grab a luggage cart and our yeti and go in there and fill it with ice. All the while weβre in a VRBO up the road. She was in there quite a while recently, I thought she may have gotten busted. Nope, she was just making us some pancakes and the batter ran out. She had to get one of the staff to refill the batter dispenser. Takes about 2 mins for thr machine to crank out a pancake, she came out with a fatfouck Idaho hungry jack stack.little containers of cream cheese, peanut butter, syrup, jelly
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I dont have too much issue with this. I am able to get the "half sheet" if that is what I want. On the rare occasion i get 2, I can put one back on top of the roll for the next use.
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Bounty & Charmin are top quality but they have been making the rolls "puffier" but with less sheets for quite a while now. I know, worked for Procter & Gamble for almost 42 years.
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$17 for an 8-rolls pack
Mrs slumlord is the paper towel Nazi
i just started using my sleeve again to wipe up spills Yup never fails working elbow deep in grease ask wifey she will bring a half sheet.! I now tell f Her how many to bring! π€£π€£ If she brings less I tell her we can afford it bring me the roll.
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Bounty & Charmin are top quality but they have been making the rolls "puffier" but with less sheets for quite a while now. I know, worked for Procter & Gamble for almost 42 years. What a nerd
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Scrooster: I'll go you one better! I use the "half sheet" style paper towels and once I tear off a single "half sheet" I (like you) tear it in half for many uses. Often if I have just cleaned up some clear water or dried my freshly washed reading glasses with that half of a half sheet I will set it aside and after it dries use it again for non-critical things. Object here is saving money, for more guns and ammo - more than "saving trees". I do not seem to have the "three sheets problems" others have? Hold into the wind VarmintGuy
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you have my agreement i hate these 1/2 sheet paper towels must be some green thing liberal B.S.
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