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My 60th Birthday is coming up. Family was in town for Thanksgiving. Check out the random gift my Daughter-in-law got me. I about fell out of my chair laughing. ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/rmj7GWSd/thumbnail-5.jpg)
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And here I'm going to a buddy's surprise 60th birthday party tonight. That would've been a great card.
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Hang those balls on the back of your bicycle seat, Paul. I dare ya
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Hang those balls on the back of your bicycle seat, Paul. I dare ya Bike Nutz! (except that ♂ bicyclists don't have 'em to begin with  )
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Hang those balls on the back of your bicycle seat, Paul. I dare ya Pics or it didn't happen Paul.
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I thought you would appreciate it. When I was at the DILs wedding this past summer, I was talking to her Maid of Honor. She's a bicyclist. We had a quick chat about riding. Last week DIL and MoH were talking and DIL mentioned needing to find me a birthday gift. MoH gave her this idea. What are the fugking odds?
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Hang those balls on the back of your bicycle seat, Paul. I dare ya December 6 is Christmas in the Oaks bicycle parade through City Park. They will be hung with pride, and pics will be taken.
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Hang those balls on the back of your bicycle seat, Paul. I dare ya December 6 is Christmas in the Oaks bicycle parade through City Park. They will be hung with pride, and pics will be taken. Just to clarify, they will be hung on the BIKE, right? If any other place I don't need to see that.
I am always looking for factory wood stocks!
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Good humor for sure and I needed a good laugh today!
Too many funerals lately for friends in their early to late 60's... just went to one this morning in fact, but it was pretty inspiring, too.
I remember when I saw my first set of "blue balls" hanging from the rear differential of a truck ahead of me on the interstate (in Northern California no less!) It really caught me off guard and made me laugh at a time when I really needed to be paying attention to the traffic.
Happy Birthday if the timing is appropriate! I'll be there in about 4 months, hopefully not dragging on the ground though.
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Hey drag queen shows are all the rage; nobody will probably notice a 60 yrs old dude riding his bike wearing spandex with his nuts hanging out 😂
Tie em low enough that they are bouncing off the chain 😁
Random 10 yr old girl: look mommy something is hanging from that old man seat!
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Hey drag queen shows are all the rage; nobody will probably notice a 60 yrs old dude riding his bike wearing spandex with his nuts hanging out 😂
Tie em low enough that they are bouncing off the chain 😁
Random 10 yr old girl: look mommy something is hanging from that old man seat! Haha. Tff
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Hey drag queen shows are all the rage; nobody will probably notice a 60 yrs old dude riding his bike wearing spandex with his nuts hanging out 😂
Tie em low enough that they are bouncing off the chain 😁
Random 10 yr old girl: look mommy something is hanging from that old man seat! A fluid chain meeting nuts sounds no bueno.
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Truck balls on a camper is hilarious
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Chick in a bikini is cycling through a patk.
Park police stop her and give her a ticket for "prostitution"!
She's "IRATE" to say the least!
"I'm NOT a prostiture! I'm just cycling through the park!"
"Mebbe so," sez the cop, "but you're still peddling your a$$!"
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Hey drag queen shows are all the rage; nobody will probably notice a 60 yrs old dude riding his bike wearing spandex with his nuts hanging out 😂
Tie em low enough that they are bouncing off the chain 😁
Random 10 yr old girl: look mommy something is hanging from that old man seat! A fluid chain meeting nuts sounds no bueno. You’d be fine Shorty. You don’t have any. 😂😂😂
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