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I had a kid like that.

Somehow he is in his mid-30's now.

Amen to that.

This has been pointed out before, but he's wearing camo, not a red plaid shirt.

When I went on my first deer hunt I could afford and could not afford a rifle. So, I had a shotgun with slugs, I had clothing way less modern than in that pic.

~ When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.

~ To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it

~ When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.

~ Interviewer: "So, tell me about yourself."
Me: "I'd rather not. I kinda want this job."

~ Cop: "Please step out of the car."
Me: "I'm too drunk. You get in."

~ I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.

~ I had my patience tested. I'm negative.

~ If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say "Did you bring the money?"

~ Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is new midnight.

~ I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.

~ I run like the winded.

~ I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.

~ When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"

~ I don't remember much from last night, but the fact that I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome.

~ When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?

~ I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.

~ When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."

~ It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.

~ Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.

~ That moment when you walk into a spider web suddenly turns you into a karate master.

~ Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life outta nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops.

~ The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

~ My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb in the Lottery.

I'm not rooting for the button here.

Special Dick Dale guitar pick?

Just an average dick pic.

King of the surf guitar he is!