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Re: 1 Ply TP - why? Redneck #17915269 12/18/22 Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 2,625 Vermont PintsofCraft OP Campfire Regular OP PintsofCraft Campfire Regular Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 2,625 Vermont Originally Posted by Redneck Originally Posted by PintsofCraft Sunday Funday: Can anyone explain why 1 ply is still around? RVs.. That makes sense

Re: 1 Ply TP - why? Dillonbuck #17915322 12/18/22 Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,355 Likes: 35 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... ironbender Campfire Oracle ironbender Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,355 Likes: 35 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... Originally Posted by Dillonbuck Originally Posted by MadDog4298 If you got [bleep] on your hands would you use toilet paper to wipe it off ? Wet wipes for the win and use the flushable kind. Every guy not on city sewer just cringed. Except the Alaskans. They have a shack out back. Their anus shrank at the though of a -20 degree wet wipe! They’d be crispy. Alaskans know the wet wipes come in the house. Same for the blue foam seat. If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender

Re: 1 Ply TP - why? PintsofCraft #17915337 12/18/22 Joined: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,680 Central ky rem shooter Campfire Regular rem shooter Campfire Regular Joined: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,680 Central ky yea i bought some during covid -19 toilet paper shortage . only thing i could find..Hated it .you dont save money . you have to use twice as much of it to get the job done ,as you do reguler 2 ply paper NRA Life Member

Re: 1 Ply TP - why? PintsofCraft #17915344 12/18/22 Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 12,166 Mississippi C Crow hunter Campfire Outfitter Crow hunter Campfire Outfitter C Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 12,166 Mississippi Guest bathrooms. Why should I spend extra money on some freeloader's bottom? Maybe it'll inspire them to go down to the local gas station and use their loo.

Re: 1 Ply TP - why? Crow hunter #17915437 12/18/22 Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 2,625 Vermont PintsofCraft OP Campfire Regular OP PintsofCraft Campfire Regular Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 2,625 Vermont Originally Posted by Crow hunter Guest bathrooms. Why should I spend extra money on some freeloader's bottom? Maybe it'll inspire them to go down to the local gas station and use their loo. Haha. Start guests off with 3 ply then change it on them every day down to a 2 ply then to 1 ply and see if the message is transmitted

Re: 1 Ply TP - why? PintsofCraft #17915470 12/18/22 Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 18,055 Likes: 20 el Norte Tejas gonehuntin Campfire Ranger gonehuntin Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 18,055 Likes: 20 el Norte Tejas Originally Posted by PintsofCraft Originally Posted by Crow hunter Guest bathrooms. Why should I spend extra money on some freeloader's bottom? Maybe it'll inspire them to go down to the local gas station and use their loo. Haha. Start guests off with 3 ply then change it on them every day down to a 2 ply then to 1 ply and see if the message is transmitted Leave a basket of hard dried corn cobs on the floor by the toilet "To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical." -- Thomas Jefferson We are all Rhodesians now.

Re: 1 Ply TP - why? PintsofCraft #17915477 12/18/22 Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 46,310 Likes: 17 Colorado S smokepole Campfire 'Bwana smokepole Campfire 'Bwana S Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 46,310 Likes: 17 Colorado Originally Posted by PintsofCraft Sunday Funday: Can anyone explain why 1 ply is still around? Why do you ask, brownfinger? A wise man is frequently humbled.

Re: 1 Ply TP - why? PintsofCraft #17915478 12/18/22 Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,622 Likes: 71 TN slumlord Campfire Kahuna slumlord Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,622 Likes: 71 TN It’s the only piece of ass VarmintGuy ever gets LOL

Re: 1 Ply TP - why? smokepole #17915481 12/18/22 Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 2,625 Vermont PintsofCraft OP Campfire Regular OP PintsofCraft Campfire Regular Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 2,625 Vermont Originally Posted by smokepole Originally Posted by PintsofCraft Sunday Funday: Can anyone explain why 1 ply is still around? Why do you ask, brownfinger? Haha. One time was enough

Re: 1 Ply TP - why? PintsofCraft #17915487 12/18/22 Joined: May 2008 Posts: 5,208 Likes: 9 D dassa Campfire Tracker dassa Campfire Tracker D Joined: May 2008 Posts: 5,208 Likes: 9 To discourage theft in public restrooms.

Re: 1 Ply TP - why? MuskegMan #17915493 12/18/22 Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,622 Likes: 71 TN slumlord Campfire Kahuna slumlord Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,622 Likes: 71 TN Originally Posted by MuskegMan So now the $64k question I've always wanted to ask (and I hope Slummy hasn't covered this before): How many squares of double-ply buttwipe do you use for a single swipe? and how many swipes to get your azz squeaky clean? 3 swipes, with Holiday Inn or random govt bldg TP Chase it with a Baby Fresh wet wipe for proofing 1 final tp swipe to dry the aloe juice from the baby wipe

Re: 1 Ply TP - why? PintsofCraft #17915500 12/18/22 Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 2,625 Vermont PintsofCraft OP Campfire Regular OP PintsofCraft Campfire Regular Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 2,625 Vermont Proofing. Hahaha. Most important of the steps but seldom discussed.

Re: 1 Ply TP - why? slumlord #17915712 12/18/22 Joined: Mar 2021 Posts: 2,491 Likes: 6 7 7mm_Loco Campfire Regular 7mm_Loco Campfire Regular 7 Joined: Mar 2021 Posts: 2,491 Likes: 6 Originally Posted by slumlord Originally Posted by MuskegMan So now the $64k question I've always wanted to ask (and I hope Slummy hasn't covered this before): How many squares of double-ply buttwipe do you use for a single swipe? and how many swipes to get your azz squeaky clean? 3 swipes, with Holiday Inn or random govt bldg TP Chase it with a Baby Fresh wet wipe for proofing 1 final tp swipe to dry the aloe juice from the baby wipe +1... But i like to follow up with a drop or two of Hoppes on a clean patch just to prevent rust.. And i always fire a fouling shot (fart?) or two before my next session, For best accuracy...

Re: 1 Ply TP - why? PintsofCraft #17915732 12/18/22 Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 912 Likes: 2 Northern Plains N NoDak Campfire Regular NoDak Campfire Regular N Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 912 Likes: 2 Northern Plains Charmin Ultra soft cannot be beat. Those with septic systems get them pumped more often. I try to do ours every year or two.

Re: 1 Ply TP - why? PintsofCraft #17915942 12/18/22 Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 30,309 Likes: 4 Brad Campfire 'Bwana Brad Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 30,309 Likes: 4 Bidet for the win lol “Perfection is Achieved Not When There Is Nothing More to Add, But When There Is Nothing Left to Take Away” Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Re: 1 Ply TP - why? PintsofCraft #17916003 12/18/22 Joined: May 2002 Posts: 10,051 Likes: 3 J Jericho Campfire Outfitter Jericho Campfire Outfitter J Joined: May 2002 Posts: 10,051 Likes: 3 1 ply is better than nothing at all.....and Im sure we have all been there......

Re: 1 Ply TP - why? Brad #17916008 12/18/22 Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 2,625 Vermont PintsofCraft OP Campfire Regular OP PintsofCraft Campfire Regular Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 2,625 Vermont Originally Posted by Brad Bidet for the win lol Ah yes, the tool of the bowely enlightened…much lighter actually. 😜

Re: 1 Ply TP - why? PintsofCraft #17916014 12/18/22 Joined: Jul 2013 Posts: 9,189 15 min from elk, MT H HuntnShoot Campfire Outfitter HuntnShoot Campfire Outfitter H Joined: Jul 2013 Posts: 9,189 15 min from elk, MT Some people are self-loathing types who find some small joy in shiit on their hands. I don't know any of those people, but if I did, I'd avoid them. I belong on eroding granite, among the pines.

Re: 1 Ply TP - why? PintsofCraft #17916094 12/18/22 Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 429 Springville,NY L luvrifles Campfire Member luvrifles Campfire Member L Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 429 Springville,NY Not the best way to get in touch with your inner self.

Re: 1 Ply TP - why? NoDak #17916602 12/18/22 Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 45,499 Likes: 28 North East Urth Valsdad Campfire 'Bwana Valsdad Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 45,499 Likes: 28 North East Urth Originally Posted by NoDak Charmin Ultra soft cannot be beat. Those with septic systems get them pumped more often. I try to do ours every year or two. You must be rich. The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni) member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?