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Oh well at least it wasn't a whole basketball team Don't make this a Sarah Palin thread.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
"Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!"
Biden didn't win the election.
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...have said in the past I work at the dump. I was just kidding around. I don’t work at the dump...
I have been married for 5 years to a gal that’s 20 years younger than me...a few days ago I came home, and I walked in on her having sex with two dudes.
...its hard to walk away from the phenomenal sex when I don't pass out drunk... Time to reassess your personal ethics, methods, goals and lifestyle.
"There's more to optics than meets the eye."--anon
"...most of us would be better off losing half a pound around the waist than half a pound on our rifle."--dhg
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It's Alaska dude. You lose your turn, not the woman.
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Has Barkoff replied yet?
Dude’s a stud
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Hey guys, as you all know I’m kind of a joker and have said in the past I work at the dump. I was just kidding around. I don’t work at the dump but work up on the north slope I work a 4 on 2 off rotation. Anyhow I have been married for 5 years to a gal that’s 20 years younger than me I know I know but I out punted my coverage on this one. She’s wild in the bedroom, some will say she’s a crazy redhead, all my buddies are always telling me how lucky I am. Well until a few days ago I came home, and I walked in on her having sex with two dudes. I mean straight up dirty sex. I’m not going to lie there has been a few times I had whiskey dick a few times and couldn’t perform my duties as husband to her. But she always forgave me and told me not to worry about it. Well now I see why now, anyhow I left she did see me and winked at me I thought that was weird. I went and got a hotel room that night next day she called me asking why I’m not at home. I’m home now and she’s acting like nothing happened. Guys I really love her, hell we talked about having kids?? I need advice on what the hell to do. I’m at a loss here on this one. Thanks in advance for your advice. If you have any self respect you'll get a lawyer and send her azz down the road.
The way life should be.
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From this convo I sense you are deeply mentally [bleep]. Pick up the pieces and slowly figure your battle plan.
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Even though its technically sloppy seconds man its hard to walk away from the phenomenal sex when I don't pass out drunk.. So she only has sex with you AFTER banging another dude? Do you normally watch, or are you only watch if it's a black dude? I don't make in front of you for being a covtard and the 6 booster shots you got. I'm in a real pickle here, Im not going to lie I lost my virginity to this women. Their it out their for all to see. Well, it's your fault for messing with a crazy liberal woman who got the vax. Didn't you listen to Q? The vax transforms the moral of all women to those of a redheaded stripper named Tiffany.
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell
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If this is a serious post, then I am genuinely sorry Friend.
No matter what, you can never trust her again. This is not the first time. If you "forgive" her, then you have (in a woman's mind) just given her the green light to continue to screw around. She will never ever respect you. She will just use you. She will bang whatever she wants, and the fact that she knows that you are gone for extended periods of time makes it incredibly easy. Plus she will likely end up giving you some nasty STD to top it off.
As tough as it is, no matter what your emotional side is telling you, bail out now. Don't say a word to her though. Quietly take all your guns and anything of value and get them out of the house and to a trusted friend's place. Make sure you have your finances in order and take her name off of as many things as you can, like credit cards, car titles, etc. Sell anything you can live without and turn it into cash in the next couple months before you serve papers on her. Don't ever let on that you are going to do this or she will screw you over big time.
You never truly know a woman until you are divorcing one and then they turn into the greediest animals on the planet.
Think objectively and rationally, not emotionally.
Hope this helps. This ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Don't act too fast or irrationally. Very quietly, over a period of time (depending on how much "stuff" you've got, get you guns and other valuables and ALL RECORDS OF SAME to a safe place. Any savings, cash out and put in a safety deposit box. Check with a lawyer to see how long you need to have liquidated it before moving out. Engage someone with a reputation as the best divorce lawyer around, right now. Follow his or her advice. Take care of yourself first.
Mathew 22: 37-39
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From this convo I sense you are deeply mentally ph ucked. Pick up the pieces and slowly figure your battle plan. I mentally ph ucked because I'm still in love with who most would consider a whore??
Then STFU. The rest of your statement is superflous bullshit with no real bearing on this discussion other than to massage your own ego. Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me.
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Im not going to lie I lost my virginity to this women. Their it out their for all to see. Now I'm beginning to be a bit skeptical of this whole story.
Mathew 22: 37-39
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Kid is half white half asian and really doesn't want anything to do with me. About a month ago he told me to ph uck off and I wasn't his dad. that was a stab to the heart that one.
Then STFU. The rest of your statement is superflous bullshit with no real bearing on this discussion other than to massage your own ego. Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me.
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Go get yourself a nursing hole sugar mama
Bust her out on a sunday morn, get 10% off at Duff’s
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Well 79s it sucks that it happened this way.
But it's clear as day that she wanted to get caught.
She is either telling you that she want out OR she wants to live the "life style".
Better be for finding out and either get in or get the fuqq out before she ends up sporting a yard ape that ain't yours.
Just because you're offended doesn't mean your right.
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Im not going to lie I lost my virginity to this women. Their it out their for all to see. Now I'm beginning to be a bit skeptical of this whole story. what its wrong to have been a 45 year old virgin at the time??
Then STFU. The rest of your statement is superflous bullshit with no real bearing on this discussion other than to massage your own ego. Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me.
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Epstein didn't kill himself.
"Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!"
Biden didn't win the election.
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No you are listing a bit side to side like a crabber in the Bering Sea. The wink is I think the nail in the coffin that this isn’t about her needs but her quest for dominion over you. She has got into your head.
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From this convo I sense you are deeply mentally ph ucked. Pick up the pieces and slowly figure your battle plan. I mentally ph ucked because I'm still in love with who most would consider a whore?? For a data standpoint, at any given time, about 25% of all marriages in the U.S. are in someway "open", and it's an even higher percentage that at some point goes through a phase where they are open. Besides, think of all those guys married to porn stars. Put up a couple cameras and stream it, and she's no longer cheating on you, now it's part of her job! You're no longer married to a slut, she's a Boss Babe only fans girl!
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell
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I’m trying my best to help you pard. That step is likely to testify against you. They normally flip out like that if the know mom has been cheating. He will demonize you because otherwise his whole world is [bleep] up.
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I’m trying my best to help you pard. That step is likely to testify against you. They normally flip out like that if the know mom has been cheating. He will demonize you because otherwise his whole world is [bleep] up. Ah, Thomas? Reverse double psych?
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