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Of course you’ve proudly called it “plowing tuna”.

Pogue the hone? Pogue ma hon is "kiss my arse", not a term for coitus.

There are many many others though. Here "bonking" is pretty popular, and not even considered particularly coarse. Rooting is another. "Spearing the bearded clam", "slipping her a length" , "dipping your wick" and "hitting the back walls" are perhaps a little less appropriate for polite company.

Laying pipe
Plowing the 3 cornered patch
Deep y\tiling the wet hole

This thread gives me some smiles, thank you all.

The thread title puzzles me a bit. Should it not be "Hysterical Terms for Sex"?

Park the caddy
Pickle tickle
Give her the ruckus
The Mo’betta
Score

Burns grinds a lot of Houston_2’s corn

Dining at the Y

“HULU and do you”

Which do you prefer, eating azz or having your azz eaten?

GFY loser

Speaking of hysteria, there was a time when doctors sold women on the idea that it was a condition curable by, er, rubbing one out. The idea took off, until doctors were so exhausted by having to administer this "therapy" that it led to the development of the vibrator.

Assault with a friendly weapon

Conquer the pink fortress

Playing with the box the kids came in

Dissapoint the wife

Sex euphemisms

Getting my turtle waxed.

Playing hide the weenie.

Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone.

When she bent over, Rover took over
and the dog had a bone of its own.

Makin’ bacon.

My buddy in England has a bunch of tattoos but he has one on his arm that has 2 pigs humping with the words Makin’ Bacon. 😀

I've always been partial to "Laying pipe" ever since I took a date to see David Wilcox sing this song live in London, Ontario in 1989 or 1999.


Listen to the lyrics, has some great double entendres... .

Johh

Marital obligations has quite the ring to it, doesn’t it?

Many here are familiar with this allegorical sex saying...

Banana in a fruit salad.