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Campfire 'Bwana
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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
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Campfire Ranger
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Iβd pay extra not to have to sit next to her.
SW Airlines new advertising:
Guaranteed to not be seated next to a whale
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good, they'll all fly Southwest now
and I won't
have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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LBP would be all over that. π
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Southwest Airlines celebrated for policy to give a full row to 'passengers of size' for free Isn't it a $100 dollar upcharge for a checked bag one pound overweight? Does a 51 pound checked bag consume more space and jet fuel than 400 pounds of lardass?
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I just flew back from my Wisconsin hunt on Spirit airlines. The one way ticket to Atlanta from Minneapolis was $50. I had my bow case so I had to pay an extra $50 for it. Sill dirt cheap compared to $350 worth of gas to drive home 16 hrs. The plane was nearly empty. I hope they are upcharging these fat asses. The whole charging for luggage is BS.
A bowhunter at heart but a gun guy at soul. I'll take craftsmanship, wood and blue steel over plastic and composite any day.
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I sat next to her on my flight Sunday night.
Disgusting. And smelly.
And uses handwipes on everything. Like a virus or bacteria is going to kill her, and not her extreme obesity.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Her blood type is gravy positive.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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LBP gonna buy lifetime pass on SW?
At least when they convert to fatfuel they will have an emergency reserve on board. Viva green energy!
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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Does that mean they also get 2 air mask ? Lord knows they eat like they got 2 aΕΕholes.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Isnt that where the emergency door is?
I cannot remember. Imagine her fat ass blocking the exit like a drain stopper while the cabin fills with smoke. LOL
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Celebrating being that overweight makes about as much sense as celebrating being illiterate. Encouraging such is even worse. Yet here we are..... I'd guess that those deals are only available on fights that aren't sold out, where one person taking up a row doesn't matter. Or they limit the number of fatties on any flight, just like they do with free tickets from redeemed miles.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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How do folks this size wipe their a ss?? With a branch
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You've got this all wrong. I'm glad SW is giving these wide bodies extra room. Whenever I fly, I immediately put the armrests down - that's the magic barrier to keep my space mine. About the time one of these brood sows like Jae-fat comes in and squeezes her enormous carcass into the seat next to me and still oozes into mine, I'll be eternally grateful if there two seats away! Makes me ill just thinking about being the ham in a ham sandwich if you're ever so unlucky to get the middle seat with two sweating fatties on either side of you.
Yours in Liberty,
BL
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LBP would be all over that. π Too big for me!
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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LBP would be all over that. π Too big for me! Thank God We have found your threshold π
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Hope sheβs now able to enjoy traveling during her remaining 10yrs on the planet.
Fear the crabcat.
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LBP would be all over that. π Too big for me! Thank God We have found your threshold π If she was going to haul ass, sheβd have to make two trips.
Fear the crabcat.
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She got a
Heart
Like
A
Truck
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LBP would be all over that. π Too big for me! Thank God We have found your threshold π A man has got to know his limitations! π
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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