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13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
1. PASS MY SHOTGUN
2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING
3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE
4. PUFFY MID-SECTION
5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK
6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS
7. PARDON MY SOBBING
8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE
9. PASS MY SWEATS
10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME
11. POOR MEN SUCK
12. PACK MY STUFF
& MY FAVORITE ONE
13. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT
"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing."
Robert E. Howard
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It takes a village to raise an idiot.
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Saw a sign in an office once that read: PMS: Puttin' up with Men's $hit!"
War Damn Eagle!
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Campfire Kahuna
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Told my wife it stands for "poor man syndrome" becasue we bear the brunt of it! 
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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Campfire Kahuna
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its the term women were stuck with, after they learned that "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken. 
Sam......
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Pa Must Suffer
JMO, Dutch.
Sic Semper Tyrannis
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Casey
Not being married to any particular political party sure makes it a lot easier to look at the world more objectively...
Having said that, MAGA.
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Last edited by 17ACKLEYBEE; 03/04/08.
NRA Lifetime Member
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Campfire Oracle
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,.... old ornery ass women any damn way,...
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i count myself very lucky........grew up in a house with 3 girls......currently living with three girls.......not a one of them so far have been the psychotic PMS type......
A serious student of the "Armchair Safari" always looking for Africa/Asia hunting books
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Pre Murder Syndrome.... Yikes.... Bunny Boiler Mode
"I didn't get the sophisticated gene in this family. I started the sophisticated gene in this family." Willie Robertson
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uhhhhhhhhh, I am on my 4th Casey. Hope springs eternal 
Sam......
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I always thought the "P" stode for Pre, Post and Present
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I like #6, myself...  Whenever I say to Barak, gee... I never had PMS... he gets this look on his face:  Penny
Now faith is the assurance of things hoped for, the conviction of things not seen. --Hebrews 11:1
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I saw a vanity license plate in the parking lot of the Metra Center when attending the Billings Gun Show a couple of years ago that read "PMS 666" -- I found it much more amusing than did my wife!
"You are so equipment conscious...you carry heavy millimeter cannon with you into the field. The American's sense of sportmanship is equated with his ability to master the sport with his purchases, not his skill." --Scottish author unknown--
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Strange how in the East there is no such word- It's considered normal aging process. There is no mystery or syndrome attached to it. Well then again Shrinks and Lawyers don't invent words or syndromes to excuse females actions when they get to that point of their lives.
It is better to be judged by 12 than to be carried by 6.
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Strange how in the East there is no such word- It's considered normal aging process. There is no mystery or syndrome attached to it. Well then again Shrinks and Lawyers don't invent words or syndromes to excuse females actions when they get to that point of their lives. Well, lets keep things in perspective. In the east, women were not allowed to voice that sort of behavior. As second class citizens, they learned early on to keep their mouths shut. American and European women, being unrestrained by any convention or behavior constraints, just let it all hang out. Sam
Sam......
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Guys have midlife crisis and go buy corvettes or Harleys. What do women buy?
It is better to be judged by 12 than to be carried by 6.
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Guys have midlife crisis and go buy corvettes or Harleys. What do women buy? Diamonds? Face lifts? Tummy tucks? Varicose vein surgery? Sex vacations to South America?
Sam......
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