Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Ask The Gunwriters Hunting and Shooting Trueisms.......................... .......

Come on you can do better than that.....

You do get ALOT of rain from what I hear.

The south sucks for hunting! (Damn I've had too much to drink for a Wednesday night)

I should clarify that the south sucks for hunting four legged critters. Two legs, now thats another story!

The south don't suck for hunting, I just hate hunting in the south....


Not much rain, 15-16 feet a year on average.

Ducks are good. Quail and dove are OK (and thats only because you can have a toddy). I can't force myself in a treestand anymore, except with a bow.

I hear ya, I'd rather read the Euro boys discussions on optics than sit in a tree.

"If there's lead in the air, there's hope."

"Widowmaker" Answer to clients question about his horse-for-the days' name.

"If you're not cheating, you're not trying"

Nothing to do with hunting or shooting, but when I renewed my Drivers' Lic. the nice young lady asked if I wanted to be an organ donor, then she asked "What do you think they can do with that little thing?"

"Trigger breaks like a glass rod" Why would you want to break a GLASS rod and what are they used for anyway? here's one that'll make your blood boil:"There's NO WAY you can find usefull information on hunting thru the Internet."

Every animal in the woods knows exactly which hunting tags are in your pocket... and which ones aren't!

shoot it, if it moves shoot it again, repeat as necessary.

#6 shot from a .410 will bounce off a leather coat at 50 yards.

That one is true!

With a 300 mag you aim low the first 300 yards because the bullet is still climbing and you don't need to aim high until about 700 yards. (yes I've actually been told this one)

Aim on hair, not on air.

The bigger the buck/gobbler, the more likely they have read the season dates for that year.

All rifles are sub 1" shooters. Sometime you have to shoot from 20 yards though.

No animal has access to a chronograph and they don't care about how fast that bullet/broadhead went through their vitals. They're more concerned about why they are feeling light headed all of sudden.

All rifles are interesting, accurate ones are moreso.



_____________________________________

911: Government sponsored dial-a-prayer

No one has ever recovered their failed bullet out of a dead animal.

And also...

"Nosler Ballistic Tips in .308 blow up on deer but .223 Sierra Matchkings kill deer like a bolt from the blue."

And...

"Big scope turrents kill game at 1000 yards."

Plus...

"Since elk have taken to wearing Kevlar I've quit hunting them with my .308."

Sorry I forgot this post was looking for "trueisms."

Wondering if everyone feels it true. If so, it's a truism.

Horns always look bigger to the shooter.

It weighed at least fifty pounds more before it was weighed.

My wife hunts, that why she buys a license.

My wife can shoot a deer at 8am, but be at work at 7am.